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 Posted 10/01/2009  11:40 pm Show Profile Bookmark this topic Add wheatguy to your friends list Get a Link to this Message

I've always been a lover of jokes, and I've always wanted to start a thread for coin jokes and stories. So post any funny jokes or stories, and I hope to be often in the upcoming days. I don't have any funny stories, so I'll post a couple of very cheesy jokes.

Q: Why was the Liberty nickel so happy?
A: Because it was free!

Q: Why were all the coins unhappy?
A: The War Nickel and the Peace dollar were fighting.


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 Posted 10/01/2009  11:58 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add GO to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
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 Posted 10/02/2009  12:55 am  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add DNA to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Q: What's a coin collector's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: "Wheaties"

Q: What's a super coin collector's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Stale Cheerios, from boxes that were made ten years ago...
(let's see how many of you get that joke!)

GO: (Coin Collecting is) the only hobby that when you are broke you still have money.

DNA: "When you pay with cash, you KNOW when you're broke."

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10/02/2009 12:59 am
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 Posted 10/02/2009  01:40 am  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Archraz to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
DNA- Nice! I get that joke.
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 Posted 10/02/2009  03:16 am  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add thai-vic to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Wen you pai for your piso pie lats
Lei cash down, ore hao about ducats?
Som sho have a yen
To pe with dam sen
Bit for fun, to be franc, I use kyats.


I know it's not a joke and some of it is a stretch, but what the heller.
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 Posted 10/02/2009  7:50 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add wheatguy to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
. Nice jokes, everyone! Here's another corny one:
Q; Why was the War Nickel unharmed when it fought?
A: He used his best friend, the Shield nickel, for protection.
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 Posted 10/02/2009  8:01 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add hippiebrian to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Did you read about the civil unrest in my coin collection? The Peace dollars staged a protest against the war nickels...it got ugly.
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 Posted 10/02/2009  8:41 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add Archraz to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
thai-vic- Very nice puns! I just wish that I could think up a good coin joke...
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 Posted 10/03/2009  03:08 am  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add thai-vic to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Have known this song since childhood but only noticed this now.

Which currency features in the unofficial anthem for Yorkshire (England)?

On Ilkla Moor <b>Baht</b> 'at.
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 Posted 10/03/2009  9:59 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add wheatguy to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Nice puns, thai-vic. I've always sucked at puns, so I'll post another corny joke.

Q; Why was everyone mad at the large cent?
A: It was picking on the small cent.
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 Posted 10/03/2009  10:38 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add DNA to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Q: Why was the Zinc Cent arrested?

A: Because someone called the "Coppers"....
GO: (Coin Collecting is) the only hobby that when you are broke you still have money.

DNA: "When you pay with cash, you KNOW when you're broke."

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 Posted 10/04/2009  6:07 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add wheatguy to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Q: Why does the steel cent never lose in a fight?
A: It's made of steel.
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 Posted 10/05/2009  12:23 am  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add D to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Q. Why does the 3 cent feel left out

A. Because he can't put in his 2 cents worth
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 Posted 10/05/2009  02:00 am  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add thai-vic to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Guy walks into a bank and asks for change for a $21 note so the cashier gave him a $9 and two $6s. (I think I'll stick to puns).

I didn't realise Yuan Mcgregor was half Chinese, but I did know Eey-ore is a dong-key!

Why are all the jokes on American coins so far? Come on you internationalists, can't let the Yanks have it all their own way.
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 Posted 10/05/2009  5:12 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add SilverTurtle to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Q: Why was the fish mad at the other fish?
A: Because he spent his fish scales.

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 Posted 10/05/2009  11:39 pm  Show Profile Bookmark this reply Add wheatguy to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Q: Which two coins got in a fight?
A: The Seated Liberty dollar and the Standing Liberty quarter
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