So What I Thought Would Not Happen, Happen To Me

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Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems".
"Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it."
"I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"
"One hundred fifty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

He asked,"Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?"

"Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck."

With more than a bit of an 'attitude' he said,"Is that so?" "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody there now."

It's always better to get a second opinion

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Thanks guys, boy it's hard passing a day in a 12x12 room.

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Well the operation was on Monday afternoon

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just checked and see my name is not in obituary.

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They think maybe Friday or Saturday to go home.