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Rest in Peace
United States
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Paranoid, paranoid everybody's out to get me, I say they never met me,and I don't even own a T.V.(Harvey Danger)I don't own one because that,s how they get to you! It's gonna be alright though folks. Remember 1984 and the end of the world we went through with Y2K? The chaos was horrible(read business was great)!!!!! I have to go now I think someones following me. Never mind it was my shadow....but those voices just won't go away, oh it was the radio never mind. This all started after my abduction by the Feds, or aliens I'm not sure... The probes were awful! That white truck just keeps driving up and down my street. I wonder what that strange family on the corner does for a living? And those helicopters, I know what there up to. I'm also an expert at detecting subliminal Smoke Cigarettes advertising. I have to go now. I don't want anybody to know I wrote this message, just in case. See my current AVATAR? That's how I looked in disguise after the paranoia set in!........  Remember,an honest man's pillow is his peace of mind..JCM....Peace....Homer J. Elwood Edited by Mike
05/13/2005 10:32 am
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Forum Mom
 United States
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Originally posted by Mike
Paranoid, paranoid everybody's out to get me, I say they never met me,and I don't even own a T.V.(Harvey Danger)I don't own onebecause that,s how they get to you! It's gonna be alright though folks. Remember 1984 and the end of the world we went through with Y2K? The chaos was horrible(read business was great)!!!!! I have to go now I think someones following me. Never mind it was my shadow....but those voices just won't go away, oh it was the radio never mind. This all started after my abduction by the Feds, or aliens I'm not sure... The probes were awful! That white truck just keeps driving up and down my street. I wonder what that strange family on the corner does for a living? And those helicopters, I know what there up to. I'm also an expert at detecting subliminal Smoke Cigarettes advertising. I have to go now. I don't want anybody to know I wrote this message, just in case. See my current AVATAR? That's how I looked in disguise after the paranoia set in!........Remember,an honest man's pillow is his peace of mind..JCM....Peace....Homer Elwood
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Pillar Of The Community
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Yup! He is a SHADOW for sure! Either that or a goner?
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
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"The Office of the Sloth Czar today banned Glenn Frey's "party-town" from the radio airwaves amid rumors that the song had been adopted by the Nation Of Shadows as the National Anthem. The Sloth Czar also stated that there was no Nation of Shadows, that it was probably just Venus or swamp gas.
In a completely unrelated story, a 1 oz American Silver eagle was discovered in an Internet auction with a counter-stamp that said: 'Nation of Shadows//
This is what real money looks like.'
"The Sloth Czar further explained, in a completely unrelated way, that the coin was probably the work of the same sloths that go around burning crop circles in the ground...."
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Pillar Of The Community
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When is the world finally going to realize they are not crop circles! They are CROP COINS!!!
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Forum Mom
United States
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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When is the world finally going to realize they are not crop circles! They are CROP COINS!!!
"The Nation of Shadows today announced they would soon be offering plasticine models of their crop coins, complete with a shadow S mintmark. Negotiations are underway to find a vendor who can produce spoons large enough to attach the plasticine crop coins to. Mean while the Sloth Czar stated that the sale of such hoaxes on info commerical T.V would degrade the quality of television and would not be tolerated." And that's the way it is Friday the 13th Edited by longnine009
05/13/2005 7:25 pm
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Rest in Peace
United States
2884 Posts |
They visited me again last night...at least I think they did......Homer J. Elwood
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Pillar of the Community
United States
1247 Posts |
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Originally posted by Mike
They visited me again last night...at least I think they did......Homer J. Elwood
That's why I'm normal. I always wear UV sunglasses with subliminal signal block out filters when I'm on the computer. Edited by longnine009
05/15/2005 07:13 am
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Valued Member
United States
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YOU guys are SCARING ME!!!
Now I'm gonna have bad dreams.
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Rest in Peace
United States
954 Posts |
Boy I can't tell you how thrilled I am about these new developements. I'm about as thrilled as I would be to fall face down in a cow pie.
catman
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Rest in Peace
United States
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Exactly what developments are you talking about? I thought cow pie diving was an Olympic event out West. Mike
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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Mike, that is cow pie tossing, not diving.
you must be thinking of something else, but what ever it is dont bring any of it with you when you head this way, or we will have to make you take it home when you leave.
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Rest in Peace
United States
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I knew it had something to do with cow pies....where the diving came from was Catmans post about falling face first in one! Dan, I really, really love my two dogs....Mike
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Rest in Peace
United States
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Mike, didn't you know we spray paint those cow pies blue and sell them to the eastern tourists as western frisbees... catman  |
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