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Pillar of the Community
Thailand
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Guy walks into a bank and asks for change for a $21 note so the cashier gave him a $9 and two $6s. (I think I'll stick to puns).
I didn't realise Yuan Mcgregor was half Chinese, but I did know Eey-ore is a dong-key!
Why are all the jokes on American coins so far? Come on you internationalists, can't let the Yanks have it all their own way.
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Valued Member
United States
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Q: Why was the fish mad at the other fish?
A: Because he spent his fish scales.
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
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Valued Member
United States
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This is just fun to do, not a pun or anything. The next time you are doing a coin toss with a non numismatist, instead of calling "heads", call "obverse" and watch the confused look on their faces...
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Moderator
 United States
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I was showing a friend some Barber coins the other day. She asked if they also work at a hair salon. Oh, that was bad.  |
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Pillar of the Community
United States
2541 Posts |
Q: Why did the St. Gaudens get so excited when she went golfing?
A: She had a double eagle!
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Valued Member
Canada
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Nice jokes everybody! I really enjoy reading them!
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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A man was invited to a friend's barbecue. While he was there, the friend asked,"Would you like yours raw?" "No," said the man. "I prefer mine certified."
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Valued Member
United States
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LOL! You guys are very nice here. Unlike Removed by Staff - crazed
I believe this to be the Best coin forum on the net.
However we don't promote negativity towards other forums.
-GO
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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Q: How do you tell which Miss Libertys on coins are blondes? A: Their hair is double-died! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Where is the Indian Head Nickel's favorite city to go on vacation? A: Buffalo -------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why did the coin collector put Tic-Tac's into an Altoids tin? A: So that he could have a "mint error" ! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the SGS Coin Grading Service? A: Sure, just take Highway MS-70..... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do coin collectors' bison ranches always go out of business? A: They pay extra money for Buffalos that have only three legs!  
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10/08/2009 11:57 pm
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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! Nice jokes, DNA. Here's one: Q: Why was the Buffalo nickel so angry? A: People were hunting him. |
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United States
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Old Abe, back in '82, went to the doctor feeling sick. The doc told him he needed more zinc!
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Rest in Peace
United States
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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Nice, riddle, Parklane, I was stuck on it until I read the answer. Q: Why did the SLQ and Buffalo nickel have to dance with each other? A: They both didn't have dates. |
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