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Pillar of the Community
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Pillar of the Community
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Was this bar out west? Coulda been a CC...
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Pillar of the Community
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Pillar of the Community
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maybe super-secret never before heard of or seen CC mint Franklin, Merc, and SLQ?  |
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Pillar of the Community
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Not Carson City, they went from Philly to Detroit, CarsIN City |
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Ah, I see what you did there!  |
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Just a little coin humor to brighten your day! Here's another one:
Taking a seat in the classroom, Maxine (a freshman in college), braced herself for her last final examination of the year, which consisted only of Yes and No answers.
It was one class that Maxine had not adequately studied for, and now that she was staring at the questionnaire sheet she was beginning to feel quite overwhelmed with defeat. Then, in an instant moment of inspiration, she took a quarter out of her purse and began marking the answer sheet "Yes" for coin tosses resulting in heads and "No" for tails.
Within 30 minutes she was completely through the test, and sat back to relax while the rest of the class kept sweating out their answers. However, during the last few minutes of the exam period, Maxine began to frantically flip the coin again.
The instructor, concerned about Maxine's irregular behavior, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.
"Oh yes, I'm fine." Maxine said. "I finished the exam a half hour ago, but I'm going back through it to check my answers!"
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Pillar of the Community
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Oooooh this ones even better!
A little boy wanted $100 and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord.
It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual,
those jerks deducted $95.
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 Haha nice ones Yankee, esp. that last one lol. Thanks for the laughs! |
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HaHa Congratulations on 500 posts springcypress.  |
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Congrats on the upcoming 500th!
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I wonder who was in office when that joke was created! |
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Hey the jokes are good but you 2 took up a whole page. lol
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Oops I soory, I just wanna win  |
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Same here! |
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