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you have a herniated disc due to heavy lifting
you have a herniated disc due to heavy lifting
Nope.
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Participated in a game (sport) and injured a lower extremity.
Participated in a game (sport) and injured a lower extremity.
Nope. And the activity probably needs to be more specific.
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You got hit by a ground ball that popped up and hit you in the face, thus breaking your jaw?
You got hit by a ground ball that popped up and hit you in the face, thus breaking your jaw?
No, thank God! Ouch!
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Broke a finger?
Broke a finger?
Nope. Not a finger.
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You got bumped while entering the plane and fell down the stairs.
You got bumped while entering the plane and fell down the stairs.
No, on this trip.
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You found a flying dog's skull (someone threw it at you).
You found a flying dog's skull (someone threw it at you).
Huh? This is a strange one.
Incorrect (and just a little disturbing...)
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You were diagnosed for tendinitis by the doctor. You had suffered the injury from repeatedly pressing the Fasten seat belts sign. Apparently ONLY the Pilot/Captain can press it. And it is ALWAYS on...That must account for at least half of your time spent at the controls.
Popped/damaged an eardrum or inner ear and got grounded until full medical release.? How?.. Could have been from listening to the actual sound over and over, and OVER again making your ears bleed, OR- Stemming from said tendinitis and so you when in a pinch decided to just ram the side of your head against the control panel to press the button...If this WAS the case, then I must comment your persistence to protocols as a professional
You were diagnosed for tendinitis by the doctor. You had suffered the injury from repeatedly pressing the Fasten seat belts sign. Apparently ONLY the Pilot/Captain can press it. And it is ALWAYS on...That must account for at least half of your time spent at the controls.
Popped/damaged an eardrum or inner ear and got grounded until full medical release.? How?.. Could have been from listening to the actual sound over and over, and OVER again making your ears bleed, OR- Stemming from said tendinitis and so you when in a pinch decided to just ram the side of your head against the control panel to press the button...If this WAS the case, then I must comment your persistence to protocols as a professional
I think there were 12 different guesses in this one response. None are correct, however.
And no navigator to press the button. They have all been replaced with great inertial navigational gear and/or GPS. The Navigator is no more. And he NEVER got to press the button!
"My button! Arrrrrrgh! Leave me parrot be!"
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It is your day off, they call you in to take an extra flight somewhere.
In your rush to get to the airport, you slip and fall breaking your wrist.
As, you get up you slip and fall breaking the other one
It is your day off, they call you in to take an extra flight somewhere.
In your rush to get to the airport, you slip and fall breaking your wrist.
As, you get up you slip and fall breaking the other one
This would truly stink! Thank God it did not happen to me.
Hint # 7: Since I was released from my Nigeria trip, I was NOT working. And as such, I was not at the airport when the occurrence occurred.
Edited by Moe145
09/02/2009 08:31 am
09/02/2009 08:31 am

























