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 Posted 09/02/2009  05:31 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add SHAFTA9a to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
It is your day off, they call you in to take an extra flight somewhere.

In your rush to get to the airport, you slip and fall breaking your wrist.

As, you get up you slip and fall breaking the other one.
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 Posted 09/02/2009  08:30 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add Moe145 to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply

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you have a herniated disc due to heavy lifting


Nope.


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Participated in a game (sport) and injured a lower extremity.


Nope. And the activity probably needs to be more specific.


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You got hit by a ground ball that popped up and hit you in the face, thus breaking your jaw?


No, thank God! Ouch!


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Broke a finger?


Nope. Not a finger.


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You got bumped while entering the plane and fell down the stairs.


No, on this trip.


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You found a flying dog's skull (someone threw it at you).


Huh? This is a strange one. A flying dog?
Incorrect (and just a little disturbing...)


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You were diagnosed for tendinitis by the doctor. You had suffered the injury from repeatedly pressing the Fasten seat belts sign. Apparently ONLY the Pilot/Captain can press it. And it is ALWAYS on...That must account for at least half of your time spent at the controls.

Popped/damaged an eardrum or inner ear and got grounded until full medical release.? How?.. Could have been from listening to the actual sound over and over, and OVER again making your ears bleed, OR- Stemming from said tendinitis and so you when in a pinch decided to just ram the side of your head against the control panel to press the button...If this WAS the case, then I must comment your persistence to protocols as a professional


I think there were 12 different guesses in this one response. None are correct, however.

And no navigator to press the button. They have all been replaced with great inertial navigational gear and/or GPS. The Navigator is no more. And he NEVER got to press the button!
"My button! Arrrrrrgh! Leave me parrot be!"


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It is your day off, they call you in to take an extra flight somewhere.

In your rush to get to the airport, you slip and fall breaking your wrist.

As, you get up you slip and fall breaking the other one


This would truly stink! Thank God it did not happen to me.

Hint # 7: Since I was released from my Nigeria trip, I was NOT working. And as such, I was not at the airport when the occurrence occurred.
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09/02/2009 08:31 am
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 Posted 09/02/2009  08:53 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add nod2003 to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
You were walking your dog. A large pit bull walked up and started hassling it. You were not going to let that go so you decided to teach that pit bull a lesson with your fists. You needed 34 stitches to put the missing pieces back together.
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 Posted 09/02/2009  08:58 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add DL20K to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
You tripped over an uneven paving stone, bruising your left arm, but found a box full of coins underneath the stone, the problem was it were all Zincolns.
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09/02/2009 08:59 am
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 Posted 09/02/2009  09:46 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add SeatedNut to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
You were sitting outside underneath a tree. A tree branch broke loose and clonked you on the noggin'. In your daze you visualize a means to keep CCF members busy for weeks. Voila, here we are.
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That was great, SeatedNut!

You drove up to Austin on your day off to see the evening bat swarm at the Congress Avenue Bridge (an amazing site, by the way) and one of the bats bit you, resulting in a series of rabies shots.
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 Posted 09/02/2009  10:42 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add WpgLwr to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Broke a bone in your arm or leg, tripping over something that "wasn't supposed to be there".
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 Posted 09/02/2009  10:50 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add novillero to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
the swine flu got you!
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 Posted 09/02/2009  11:19 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add Mila_cent to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
You fell on your butt and dislocated your hip.
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 Posted 09/02/2009  11:52 am  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add SHAFTA9a to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
You were mowing the lawn, and you slipped and your big toe got cut under the mower.
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You were picking your nose in traffic in Houston area on your way to work. Somebody in front of you slammed on the brakes, you did the same but the guy behind you did not. The airbag went off and your finger darn near poked your eye out from the inside out?
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 Posted 09/02/2009  1:15 pm  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add Moe145 to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply

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You were walking your dog. A large pit bull walked up and started hassling it. You were not going to let that go so you decided to teach that pit bull a lesson with your fists. You needed 34 stitches to put the missing pieces back together


The pit bull needed 34 stitches! Chuck "Moe" Norris throws down with anyone or anything!

No, but beautifully expressed in a warm and loving manner.


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You tripped over an uneven paving stone, bruising your left arm, but found a box full of coins underneath the stone, the problem was it were all Zincolns.


It was a time capsule full of coins, but unfortunately they had just buried it the week before and there was no 2009 dimes or nickels! (No, this is not the injury that got me)


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You were sitting outside underneath a tree. A tree branch broke loose and clonked you on the noggin'. In your daze you visualize a means to keep CCF members busy for weeks. Voila, here we are


We are here! And I thought that tree branch allowed me to discover gravity but I soon realized I was about 400 years too late. It was not this occurrence that hurt me.


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You drove up to Austin on your day off to see the evening bat swarm at the Congress Avenue Bridge (an amazing site, by the way) and one of the bats bit you, resulting in a series of rabies shots


The bats are very cool but rabies is not. (That would certainly stink though...)


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Broke a bone in your arm or leg, tripping over something that "wasn't supposed to be there


Nope. (Like a Foo Fighter?)


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the swine flu got you!



Nope, thank God.

Oink, oink. (Uh Oh!)



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You fell on your butt and dislocated your hip.


Maybe I fell on my hip and dislocated my butt? No, it was not this.


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You were mowing the lawn, and you slipped and your big toe got cut under the mower




OUCH! No, thanks! And I don't want it to happen to anyone else either! (Wear steel toed shoes when mowing people! Always!)


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You were picking your nose in traffic in Houston area on your way to work. Somebody in front of you slammed on the brakes, you did the same but the guy behind you did not. The airbag went off and your finger darn near poked your eye out from the inside out?


Wheezydog! You nasty! No, no, no! It was scratch, not a pick!

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09/02/2009 1:18 pm
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 Posted 09/02/2009  1:27 pm  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add Mila_cent to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
You fell on your wife who got hurt and she needed or both to go to the ER. Nothing serious
Your' fault.
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09/02/2009 1:28 pm
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 Posted 09/02/2009  1:32 pm  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add novillero to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
you stopped a mugger but got shot in the a$$.
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 Posted 09/02/2009  1:32 pm  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add DL20K to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Someone has thrown a shoe at you and you didn't manage to duck in time.
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