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Rest in Peace
United States
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"Boss, my old password is out of date." Quote: The boss said, "Yes, it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old one, and four of the letters are the same." old: ouToFDatE new: DifFErenT
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Rest in Peace
United States
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Quote: .So, he walks to the gate and the guard says "8".The spy gives the correct answer and the guard lets him in. What was the answer that the spy gave? 5 letters in 8.
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United States
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Counting duplicates and French, I only found 13:
Many injured animals are invited to live at the 'Toronto Range'. Stop in kangaroo corner and marvel at the lovely creatures within. Dig over the potato patch to find small furry caterpillars, but don't yell! Owls can be found swooping for edible rodents, earwigs or perhaps bluebottles in the undergrowth. The brown bear, Rob, lacks grace and may look like an ogre, enter at your own risk! Peacocks can be found showing their colourful wares, which look fantastic when viewed with our ultraviolet torch.
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United States
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Quote: If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?
A. BREATH B. TEASER C. RUTABAGA D. POISON E. COPPER D NE times T! ID-ten-T virus
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United States
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1. hairy true, Man 2. rich yard nick, Son 3. wood row will, Son 4. you list us Grant, 5. mill lard fill, More 6. war wren hard, Ding
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United States
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Quote: how many times does the word or number "1" appear on every U.S. one dollar bill? series 1935d: 13 around the edge, number left, ONE right, series 1935 = 16 obverse 9 around the edge, 1 Roman pyramid, ONE center, 5170 back plate = 12 reverse 28 total.
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New Member
United States
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"A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?" His horses name was Friday.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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So... what's the horse's name in the Christmas Carol, "Jingle Bells"?
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Pillar of the Community
United States
648 Posts |
over the hill 
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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Pillar of the Community
United States
8904 Posts |
Quote: The horse has no name "...bells on Bob-Tail ring".
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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Actually, sleigh horses at that time had their tail cropped, aka bobbed, so the tail and hair does not get caught in the reins and harness. Granted now adays people choose to keep their tail hair shorter and braided. I still think the horse had no name.
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United States
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Bobbed Tails were a fashion statement, neither the name of a horse or a type of horse.
But since we're keeping cool (it was 82° in central Ahia today), what are the names of Santa's ninth and tenth rainmooses?
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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let's try Rudolph and Olive...
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