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A. Cajun, Steve and Moe are sitting around a bonfire and arguing who of them is the smartest. Jbuck happened to pass by and heard the conversation. He said, in my bag I have white and black hats, I'm going to put one on each of you so that you can see only your opponents' hats. I promise that at least one hat will be white. Whoever first figures out what color hat (s)he wears would be the smartest.
He put white hats on all three and left.
After staring at each others' heads for a minute Cajunlady exclaimed, my hat is white! How did she figure it out?
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B. A peasant is returning home from the market. He has a sack of cabbage, a goat, and a wolf. He comes to the river he needs to cross, but to his disposal there is only a little dingy on which he can ferry only one item at a time.
How can the guy get everything to the other side of the river if he can't leave the cabbage alone with the goat, or the goat alone with the wolf?
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C. (A variation of above) A troop of soldiers came to the river, and two little boys were fishing on a dingy. The vessel is so small that it can carry only two boys or only one adult.
How can the troop get to the other side of the river?
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D. Three tortoises are crawling through the desert in the same direction. The first tortoise says, behind me there are two tortoises. The second says, There's a tortoise in front of me, and there's a tortoise behind me. The third one says, in front of me there are two tortoises, and behind me there's a tortoise.
How can this happen?
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E. What makes more noise than a monkey?
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F. What looks like a half of an apple?
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 Here is future me at my future job (after I finish 8 years of University)  Question: Do you know who this man is ?
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=> carry on Mr. weavus135, carry on ... Ironically => ummmm, it's absolutely amazing to think that "I" am actually in charge of 30 young engineers, geologists, surveyors, etc ... man, all of them have a far better work ethic than myself! => it's awesome ... the inmates are runnin' the prison and I'm getting all of the credit!  => well good enough Mr. weavus, let's shut 'er down and go to the bar!?
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Quote: Each of these sets of arrows represents a word - what are the words?
interesting one and maybe more than one answer but here is mine: SEE NEW SENSE SEW EWE WHERE: s = v e = > n= ^ ww = <
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*awkward* ... Ummmm Apollo ... wow, your Dad looks a bit younger than I had originally imagined
=> "one day son, this will all be yours!"
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B. A peasant is returning home from the market. He has a sack of cabbage, a goat, and a wolf. He comes to the river he needs to cross, but to his disposal there is only a little dingy on which he can ferry only one item at a time.
How can the guy get everything to the other side of the river if he can't leave the cabbage alone with the goat, or the goat alone with the wolf? I've heard of this one before. He takes the goat first, leaves it there. Then he takes the cabbage, leaves it but takes the goat with him back to the first place. He leaves the goat and takes the wolf and leaves it with the cabbage on the other side. He goes back to the first place to get the goat back and go to the other side.
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Quote: *awkward* ... Ummmm Apollo ... wow, your Dad looks a bit younger than I had originally imagined
=> "one day son, this will all be yours!"  Steve, you've never heard of Gabe Newell, founder of Valve, the game industry. You sir, haven't played enough video games.
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Edited by stevex6 03/28/2012 6:28 pm
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Bedrock of the Community
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Quote: A. Cajun, Steve and Moe are sitting around a bonfire and arguing who of them is the smartest. Jbuck happened to pass by and heard the conversation. He said, in my bag I have white and black hats, I'm going to put one on each of you so that you can see only your opponents' hats. I promise that at least one hat will be white. Whoever first figures out what color hat (s)he wears would be the smartest.
He put white hats on all three and left.
After staring at each others' heads for a minute Cajunlady exclaimed, my hat is white! How did she figure it out? She took her own hat off and looked to see it was white. 
Edited by TNG 03/28/2012 6:30 pm
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Quote: D. Three tortoises are crawling through the desert in the same direction. The first tortoise says, behind me there are two tortoises. The second says, There's a tortoise in front of me, and there's a tortoise behind me. The third one says, in front of me there are two tortoises, and behind me there's a tortoise.
How can this happen?
I'm going to take a shot and say they were walking in circles or the third tortoise is a liar
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Bedrock of the Community
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Quote: D. Three tortoises are crawling through the desert in the same direction. The first tortoise says, behind me there are two tortoises. The second says, There's a tortoise in front of me, and there's a tortoise behind me. The third one says, in front of me there are two tortoises, and behind me there's a tortoise.
How can this happen? A fourth tortoise has joined up in the parade.
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Upstate........... you are correct with the answer LL.
Svslav.......... you are correct..... kittens are the answer.
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Valued Member
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Weavus.......... you are correct! Those are North South East & West directions which form words. Excellent job!
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Pillar of the Community
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Quote: What makes more noise than a monkey?
Two monkeys?
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Quote: A. Cajun, Steve and Moe are sitting around a bonfire and arguing who of them is the smartest. Jbuck happened to pass by and heard the conversation. He said, in my bag I have white and black hats, I'm going to put one on each of you so that you can see only your opponents' hats. I promise that at least one hat will be white. Whoever first figures out what color hat (s)he wears would be the smartest.
He put white hats on all three and left.
After staring at each others' heads for a minute Cajunlady exclaimed, my hat is white! How did she figure it out?
I am still trying to figure this one out, without hurting myself too much. All I know right now is me, Steve and Moe were having a good ol' time until JBuck came around with them stupid hats. grrrrr Give me some time to think about this one.
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