Alrighty! Joke and riddle time! Nice assortment, some clever, some cheesy, some hard, some that were so bad I had to laugh.
I'll post answers once everyone has replied. The following 9 members have entered and need to answer these in a PM to me.
WildYapok
Voshus007
papatony
bbddbb10
Parklane64
j-win
xZACHx
NathanASE
Cheezyfryes
Jokes/RiddlesRIDDLES
Q1. With Tombac, how do we win?
Q2. You have 2 coins that total up to $.40 what two coins are they?
Q3. You have 2 coins that add up to $.05 what are the two?
Q4. You have a coin bigger than a quarter but with less value than a quarter. You take that coin and sell it for a dollar. What was the coin?
Q5. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender grabs a sawed off shotgun from behind the bar. He shoots the gun but misses the man. The bartender says that will be $3 and the man pays him, thanks him, and walks out. Why did the bartender do what he did?
Q6. I can be big and I can be small.
Most likely I'm in a case in your house.
I can also live comfortably on a farm.
The water suits me fine too.
When you need me I'll be there to do all the work,
unless I'm made cheaply, then you only get what you put in.
But don't worry, I'm always praised for my loyalty.
What am I?
Q7. I'm primarily used for transportation.
You can also find me just lying around with my buddies, patiently waiting to be picked up.
The list of things I can be used for is endless.
I don't have an engine, nor any wheels.
I've never liked canines.
What am I?
Q8. What word still has the same pronunciation, even after you take four of it's five letters out?..
Q9. A man found a 1911-S
Liberty V nickel at work one day. How did he know it was fake?
Q10. What is greater than God? More evil than the Devil? And if you eat this..you will die.
Q11. There are twenty coins sitting on the table, ten are currently heads and ten are currently tails. You are sitting at the table with a blindfold and gloves on. You are able to feel where the coins are, but are unable to see or feel if they are heads or tails. You must create two sets of coins. Each set must have the same number of heads and tails as the other group. You can only move or flip the coins, you are unable to determine their current state. How do you create two even groups of coins with the same number of heads and tails in each group?
Q12. finish the last line in this puzzle- and explain.
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
Q13. There are 10 sacks of coins. Each sack has 100 coins in it. Every coin weighs 10 pounds, however in one of the sacks the coins are fake and each coin weighs 5 pounds. The tools you have are a very exact scale and you are only allowed to use it once to find out which sack the fake coins are... How do you find out which stack has the fakes?
Q14. What is black when you purchase it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Q15. If it has a capacity of one gallon, how many US cents can you put into an empty piggy bank?
Q16. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
JOKES
Q1. Why did the CCF member get kicked out of Jenny Craig?
Q2. Why is the
Flying Eagle cent hunted by collectors now more than it used to be?
Q3. What do you call a nickel that is damaged and homeless but yet valuable by some collectors?
Q4. What's the difference between an
Indian Head penny and a
Buffalo nickel?
Q5. What coin was brought back into production two decades after the U.S. stopped minting them,
but was then replaced that same year by some hippy coin?
Have fun with these!! with the small number of entries, you all have a 1 in 3 chance at winning a prize.
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Posted 03/05/2013 10:05 pm
Did the best I could. 
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