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What's Your Best Classic Coin Joke?

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It's 1859.

A kid goes into a candy shop and sees a sign, "4 for a nickel". She pulls out a dime, and walks out with her candy, two fish scales, and three nickels.
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At a show, an EAC coin dealer-buddy of mine sold me a holed/plugged Fugio Cent a few years ago for $45. I told him I'd be submitting a few coins with a TPG service and later check back with him about lunch.

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What's a coin collector's favorite breakfast cereal?


Wheaties
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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a coin shop. The proprietor says, "The bar is next door."
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What's a coin collector's favorite breakfast cereal?


Wheaties

Sometimes you can find steel-cut oats in your wheaties box.


It's 1900. A guy walks into a store and buys an item priced at $0.25. He hands the cashier a quarter, and leaves with his purchase and $2.25 in change.
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Not a joke (well kind of) but a poem by Shel Silverstien. One of my favorites besides "Sick" & "Sister For Sale"...

What's-Your-Best-Classic-Coin-Joke?
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Good one, Cascade. I think I've seen that before.

Here's another one:

It's 1780. A guy walks makes a $0.15 purchase, so he pays with a $6 note and doesn't receive any change.
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Not a joke (well kind of) but a poem by Shel Silverstien.
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