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Posted 09/03/2009 4:32 pm
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You got bucked off of a horse and broke your ribs.
You got bucked off of a horse and broke your ribs.
Nope. No horse involved.
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You made your first ever trip to Gilley's and were thrown from the mechanical bull, resulting in broken ribs
You made your first ever trip to Gilley's and were thrown from the mechanical bull, resulting in broken ribs
Nope. No bull, mechanical or otherwise!
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you were going to the market on your burro when it threw you.
you were going to the market on your burro when it threw you.
Nope. No burro either!
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Thrown off your bike
Thrown off your bike
No to the "ever concise" Gforce.
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Thrown off bike while attempting to make severe turn to go back and check the coin that was on side of the road? Breaking ribs.
Thrown off bike while attempting to make severe turn to go back and check the coin that was on side of the road? Breaking ribs.
No bike.
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You saw an old lady get a 1909-S VDB in change at the Kwik-E-Mart, you offered her a nickel for the coin. When she refused, you got rough, you lunged at her, but she gave you what was coming to you... right in the ribs!
Adding insult to injury, as you lay there groaning in pain she took the change from YOUR pocket, and said, "How do you like them apples, sonny," but not before she gave a good swift kick to let you always remember this day.
almost two weeks later, you woke up in the hospital. In order to save some face, you made up some story about broken ribs from riding something or other and posted it online.
But grandma and I know the truth.
You saw an old lady get a 1909-S VDB in change at the Kwik-E-Mart, you offered her a nickel for the coin. When she refused, you got rough, you lunged at her, but she gave you what was coming to you... right in the ribs!
Adding insult to injury, as you lay there groaning in pain she took the change from YOUR pocket, and said, "How do you like them apples, sonny," but not before she gave a good swift kick to let you always remember this day.
almost two weeks later, you woke up in the hospital. In order to save some face, you made up some story about broken ribs from riding something or other and posted it online.
But grandma and I know the truth.
Novillero!! You're killing me!! It hurts to laugh and all you're doing is hurting me over and over! No, but you're #1 in the most humorous response yet!
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You were thrown off a four-wheeler, while racing around on a trail
You were thrown off a four-wheeler, while racing around on a trail
Nope. No four wheeler. (Sounds like fun, though! Well, not the breaking of structurally key body components, but you know what I mean!)
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you broke a toe/toes when you fell
you broke a toe/toes when you fell
Nope.
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While mountain biking you had to swerve or stop suddenly to avoid the deer. Result: broken ribs
While mountain biking you had to swerve or stop suddenly to avoid the deer. Result: broken ribs
Ouch! No, but I can feel it in my bones!
Hint # 10 (I think): Water was involved.
