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Nod2003 wrote: Quote: You were playing baseball with your kid. You were the catcher. He charged the plate, and your broke your ribs. You also dropped the ball so he was safe. Right about the broken ribs. Wrong about the baseball charging!
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Valued Member
United States
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pinata! at a kids party!! you got hit when the kid swung the bat!! say hello to America's funniest videos!!
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Bedrock of the Community
Canada
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The brakes failed on your motorcycle, and you ran into the Garage door, broke two ribs, bad bruise on right arm. 
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
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Hmmmmm...broken ribs from "falling over" someone else's kid some way...were you go-karting and got into an accident?
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Bedrock of the Community
United States
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You fell over a baby seat and broke your ribs. It hurt worse the next day when you went to get out of bed, so you went to the ER.
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You were riding your mountain bike on some advanced trails. You collided with a kid that stopped in the middle of a creek. This threw you over your handle bars and caused to you land on your side, breaking your ribs. This happened to me a couple summers ago, but replace kid with a poorly placed boulder and breaking with cracking. I still have the scars. 
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Quote: pinata! at a kids party! you got hit when the kid swung the bat! say hello to America's funniest videos! Oh novillero! I can always count on your jocularity!  Quote: The brakes failed on your motorcycle, and you ran into the Garage door, broke two ribs, bad bruise on right arm Very thoroughly thought out! But no, unfortunately! Quote: You were riding your mountain bike on some advanced trails. You collided with a kid that stopped in the middle of a creek. This threw you over your handle bars and caused to you land on your side, breaking your ribs. Wheezydog keeps getting closer and closer! Parts of this are true. I was thrown off something I was riding on, and did land on my side breaking ribs. Still Not a completely true answer, yet.
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Pillar of the Community
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You got bucked off of a horse and broke your ribs.
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You made your first ever trip to Gilley's and were thrown from the mechanical bull, resulting in broken ribs.
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United States
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you were going to the market on your burro when it threw you.
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
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Thrown off bike while attempting to make severe turn to go back and check the coin that was on side of the road? Breaking ribs.
Edited by coinsrfun 09/03/2009 2:43 pm
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United States
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You saw an old lady get a 1909-S VDB in change at the Kwik-E-Mart, you offered her a nickel for the coin. When she refused, you got rough, you lunged at her, but she gave you what was coming to you... right in the ribs!!
Adding insult to injury, as you lay there groaning in pain she took the change from YOUR pocket, and said, "How do you like them apples, sonny," but not before she gave a good swift kick to let you always remember this day.
almost two weeks later, you woke up in the hospital. In order to save some face, you made up some story about broken ribs from riding something or other and posted it online.
But grandma and I know the truth.
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
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You were thrown off a four-wheeler, while racing around on a trail.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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you broke a toe/toes when you fell
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