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The brakes on your golfcart failed and you ran over your golf buddies foot. You had to take him to the hospital.
Nope. You guys obviously think I waste all my time away on the golf course when I could be here wheeling and dealing in coins! No!
(I was the one injured, remember...?)
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Your pet lizard got angry because you forgot to feed it again, and obviously, it bit you.
Buster, my pet Komodo Dragon bite me?
Never! (No, I don't have any lizard friends except Jim Morrison, the Lizard King!)
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you bumped your head,
although not dead,
it's very red.
Wrong, said Fred.
I'll go with the attempt at a serious one from Wheezy!:
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But I would guess for real that while you were in the Houston area driving toward the Texas Coin Show at the San Antonio Live Oak Civic Center, you were somehow injured, guessing a hand was closed in the trunk or door of your car.
Nope, not the hand.
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You were outside, and tripped over your dog, broke two teeth, and had to have emergency dental treatment.
Again, poor puppy is trying to kill me?
No, No, No! She's an angel!
Jamez wrote: (Attributed because he's seems close to the most
creative so far:)
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You had to take a pee test. They mixed your test with another guy and informed you that you have either been hit with a bad test result or suffering from Alzheimers. You asked them to retake the test and they refused. Said to figure out which it was is easy. They took you to Dallas and said find your way home, if you do you have failed the drug test. You are lost somewhere around the Dallas airport?
Who am I? Where am I? Why is Jamez so
wrong? What is this word "Dallas" you keep saying?
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how about one of your kids (that is is you have more than one] you fell him/her and then had to take a trip to the ER.
Not quite there. Since Mila_Cent is so close:
Hint # 9: I did fall on someone's kid (some way)and did have to go to the ER (albeit the next morning). You all still need to guess by what means I fell and what on me got hurt.