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Pillar of the Community
Poland
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You found currency on the sidewalk, but it turned out to be Mexican.
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Valued Member
United States
290 Posts |
haha, DL20K!!
You went to pre-season football and saw Houston get romped!
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Pillar of the Community
United States
2797 Posts |
You were detained by airport security and they searched EVERYWHERE!  |
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Pillar of the Community
United States
3294 Posts |
You tried to spend a 2 dollar bill and the manager thought you were passing dud currency and you had to talk to the USSS.
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
8904 Posts |
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Prostate exam...
...but it turned out fine. Ouch! And Eeeew!! And No!Quote:
You stopped at your local bank and picked up boxes of 2009 nickels and dimes and got caught up in the middle of a bank heist and the bad guys stole your loot! Not likely on a Saturday! Nope, dodged this bullet. Quote:
You found currency on the sidewalk, but it turned out to be Mexican No peso for mi queso. Quote:
You went to pre-season football and saw Houston get romped Hey, watch it! Nope! The Texans are in a building year! They'll be great next year! |
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Pillar of the Community
United States
8904 Posts |
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You were detained by airport security and they searched EVERYWHERE! Enough of the probing!! Eeeeeeww again! No, no, no! Quote:
You tried to spend a 2 dollar bill and the manager thought you were passing dud currency and you had to talk to the USSS Nope. But I can certainly see how Al Qaeda would be devious enough want to counterfeit all our $2 bills just to undermine our national currency. And slow things to a crawl at your local Walmart check-out... |
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Valued Member
United States
290 Posts |
You were somehow caught up in Michael Jackson's HOUSTON cardiologist, your house was searched for illegally prescribed drugs... but nothing was found, you hid them well.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
8904 Posts |
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You were somehow caught up in Michael Jackson's HOUSTON cardiologist, your house was searched for illegally prescribed drugs... but nothing was found, you hid them well. And I'm sure there was more probing. No!Hilarious tho'!  And there were no drugs! I didn't hide them well!! There weren't any! I swear! Dr. Conrad "Moe" Hilton |
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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You couldn't fly because you didn't have the required hours to fly the distance. Someone else had the required hours which is why you were left grounded.
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Valued Member
United States
290 Posts |
Auto accident, and everything is okay.
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Bedrock of the Community
United States
10284 Posts |
Knowing you, you misplaced valuable numismatic material, thought for sure it was lost for good and somehow somebody was honest and saw that it was returned.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
3294 Posts |
Your dog chewed on a 1893-S Morgan dollar slab, so you had to give him away. |
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United States
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You couldn't fly because you didn't have the required hours to fly the distance. Someone else had the required hours which is why you were left grounded. Nope. But... Hint # 3: I am grounded because of this occurence. Quote:
Auto accident, and everything is okay Nope. But thanks for the good thoughts! Quote:
you misplaced valuable numismatic material, thought for sure it was lost for good and somehow somebody was honest and saw that it was returned I like this one! It's not correct but it reinstills my faith in the goodness of humanity! Quote:Your dog chewed on a 1893-S Morgan dollar slab, so you had to give him away Thank God no! If that had happened, my sweet puppy would have been drawn and quartered and then given away in 4 different cardinal directions. So sweet! But don't mess with the key coins!!  |
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Pillar of the Community
United States
3294 Posts |
Your pilots license was suspended because you tried to pay to renew your licensing fee in pennies.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
1767 Posts |
You didn't have your passport renewed in time. And that left you 'grounded'
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Posted 09/01/2009 08:13 am
