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Your pilots license was suspended because you tried to pay to renew your licensing fee in pennies.
I like it! Now if it was with large cents, 2 cents and 3 cent coins I can see it!
No, but hilarious!

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You didn't have your passport renewed in time. And that left you 'grounded'
Nope. That would have done it but this time it was not this case.
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You broke one or both of your hands and now you can't fly.
Nope. My hands are fine.
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You lost your own luggage and you will be delivering it to yourself next week. (Hopefully you'll be home when you arrive!)
Oh Novillero! You be Hilarious!
Not this time! It hurts to laugh! (They do have other folks besides pilots to deliver lost bags...)
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Bad weather, with the call for a possible hurricane, and tons of preparations to make just in case it came ashore. It didn't, but everyone was grounded because of the possible emergency.
No, but it is Hurricane season. Down here on the Gulf Coast we do watch the tropics and south central Atlantic this time of year.
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You tripped coming out of the plane, broke your right leg, now you have a cast on, and have to walk with crutches
I have been clumsy at times in my life but not this time!
Nope, sorry. Imaginative though!
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You were grounded for smuggling because you had your coin collection with you. You then had to spend the night in jail with ROCKO -
nuff said
Ok, I'm back to the Eeeewww response again!
I don't think so, Tim.
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slept in the airport
I have done that at times but
not this time.
Hint # 4: It was not my fault. But I'm paying the price for it.