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Pillar of the Community
United States
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Your pilots license has been frozen due to the fact that it has expired. It is not due to you neglecting to remember to renew it, but you had to do an online submission form and submit it over the internet. The license agency misplaced your form and therefore your new licence has not arrived yet. In the meanwhile you are stuck on the ground.
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United States
323 Posts |
some jerk tried to hand prop your plane and got his hand cut off and you got arested for it and they won't let you renew your liscense
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Pillar of the Community
United States
2520 Posts |
You ate some nasty food, got food poisoning and now your paying through the rear!
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Pillar of the Community
United States
619 Posts |
You were nabbed checking the airline cash registers for desirable coins.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
619 Posts |
The cleaners were late on preparing your uniform. Management refused to let you operate "sky machinery" in your Texans jersey.
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
8904 Posts |
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someone broke into your house, but you have to recovered the items, or nothing substantial was taken No thank God! Quote:
You suddenly became ill [flu, backpain etc]. And now you've better. Hopefully. Nope. No illness. Quote:
Had something in your bag that you cant carry on but it wasnt yours Nope. Quote:
Your pilots license has been frozen due to the fact that it has expired. It is not due to you neglecting to remember to renew it, but you had to do an online submission form and submit it over the internet. The license agency misplaced your form and therefore your new licence has not arrived yet. In the meanwhile you are stuck on the ground. Wow! A very thorough answer! But not correct. Sorry! Quote:
some jerk tried to hand prop your plane and got his hand cut off and you got arested for it and they won't let you renew your liscense Nope. Though I'd pay money to see someone hand prop one of our 115,000 pounds of thrust GE jet engines! Quote:
You ate some nasty food, got food poisoning and now your paying through the rear! Again eeeeewwwwww! NO! No poison, no rear paying... Ugh! Hint # 5: It was supposed to be a relaxing day... Edited by Moe145
09/01/2009 6:16 pm
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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You were nabbed checking the airline cash registers for desirable coins. No, GREAT idea though! Quote:
You had excruciating abdominal pain on your right side and the result was an emergency appendectomy Nope, no appendicitis. Quote:
Your in-law's are visiting, and they're starting to grate on your nerves, as in-laws often do Nope. My in-laws actually are awesome. My wife and did a 10 day Mediterranean Cruise in May and we all had a GREAT time! Quote:
Your briefcase accidentally opened and you had the original inflatable co-pilot from the movie "AIRPLANE" inside so you need to go to a Shrink for an mental evaluation You mean "Otto" Pilot? That still cracks me up! No, but screamingly funny! |
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Pillar of the Community
United States
619 Posts |
Since this happened to me last week. A sting or bite from an animal. Mine was yellowjacket (5 stings).
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Bedrock of the Community
Canada
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You went out back with a Pina Colada, and laid in the sun, and burnt, just about everything.  |
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Valued Member
United States
110 Posts |
Saw a guy indecently expose himself and you witnessed it and was questioned by the cops
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09/01/2009 6:42 pm
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Valued Member
United States
290 Posts |
Inlaws stopped by unexpected and overstayed their welcome... Again.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
2520 Posts |
You went out for a relaxing day of bass fishing! Caught a huge Snakehead instead and had to report it to the authoritys. What a hassle! Then, when you got home...your house had burnt down! Bummer!
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Pillar of the Community
United States
1767 Posts |
The entire trip was canceled for a later date.
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
1082 Posts |
The butcher ran out of rib-eyes before you got there.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
8904 Posts |
Maybe I should have thought this whole concept through before throwing myself out there! NONE of these are correct! You guys are killing me here!  (and NO! The Clown College did NOT turn down my application and I did not have to be talked (allegedly) down from a ledge. NO! It wasn't me!) Edited by Moe145
09/01/2009 9:20 pm
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