10 top reasons why Microshaft should not get hold of
ebay.
10. On clicking the confirm to buy button the PC reboots.
09. Everyone will be required to resign up using a code 356 characters long that has to be hand entered. If an error is made entering the code you will be required to ring Microshaft for a new code at $6.99 per minute.
08. IE will crash at every viewed item and send a hard drive contents report, sorry error report to Bill.
07. Firefox and other Browsers will be detected and made to go slower than IE.
06. Computer freezes and locks up when trying to "Buy It Now".
05.
ebay fees will increase so Bill can get an extra 25%.
04.
ebay will be integrated into the next version of Windows Vistapro 9.
03. Nine day listings fail to show up until the last 30 minutes.
02. When they do appear they are up side down.
01. You will have to buy a new version of Windoze every six months to use
ebay.