From the land of the Bluenose......news flash!
Tesoro and Garrett clean up
It was reported today that Navy Davy and his faithful sidekick the "Bluenoser" headed out in to uncharted areas looking for loot!
It was reported from a reliable source that ND hit a silver "O" that was lost during the "World Cup" of soccer tournament played there recently and that he plans to donate it to grand daughter #1.
With the rest of his finds he plans to re.....retire! He also unearthed 58 coins during this expedition!
In a unprecadented announcement Navy Davy plans to display his recent find once it has been identified.
When this will happen you will be the first to know as enquiring mind what to know!
From our bureau chief in Gor fresh from his assignment in the closet it was reported that there was a water shortage and that Navy Davy in a humanitarian effort was passing out fresh water to detectorists "At risk" using his own vehicle the "Thunderbolt Grease Slapper " to hand out rations.
Are the skies safe.
Consumer reporter Bluenoser went under cover to bring you this report......ever wonder what happend to Emilia, the Red Baron and Zepherin Cockerane as he took the first warp flight? Well it's not all what it's cracked up to be as a team of deep seekers uncovered the truth. A downed Boeing 727 that hit the ground with such force that it was lost to this world for decades shortly after departing Halifax Robert L. Stanfield International Airport. As you can see by these photos it took substantial damage upon impact. Transport Canada are investing this event over at Tim's!
We are watching this for further developement.
Donations abound
Rawdon Associated Press
With the temperatures in the low 30's a Bluenoser was spotted by our roving reporter digging holes which.... as quickly dug filled up with water from his forehead. A new scientific solar panel installed on his expanding forehead quickly brought up steam which propelled this digger to new heights scoffing a whopping 62 coins @ $5.58 even though he had blown a left knee.
Doctors after an intense examination have decided on a course for his recovery...a 12 pack of Schooner Ale followed by amputation at the neck.
Outlook for recovery is described "bleak" at best!
And in closing we have discovered a bouy gone wrong as Otto Mo Bile had his lights taken out by these twin beauties who he tuned up! Talk about double dipping!
Posted 08/17/2009 8:49 pm
