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jasper62 Pillar of the Community United States 2189 Posts	Posted 03/03/2010 7:52 pm Guy I worked with years ago ask me if I had seen the new Alabama Quarter? I said "No haven't seen those yet.He reach into his pocket and pulled out 2 dimes and a Nickel glued together.. Edited by jasper62 03/03/2010 7:58 pm Report this Post to the Staff
925dealer Valued Member United States 258 Posts	Posted 03/03/2010 10:21 pm Not a coin joke but since this forum website also has a paper money forum I thought I would include it... If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here.." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?" From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's." Report this Post to the Staff
jbuck Moderator United States 188440 Posts	Posted 03/04/2010 09:53 am Quote: This one's been on the Internet for ages: Why coins are better than lizards. If you are crass enough to drill a hole through a coin, cut it out, enamel it, or solder it, at least you won't be picketed by some "Save the Coins Foundation." Oh really? Coin Collector Since 1978 Avatar Old Avatar 7070 Eisenhower Australia Canada World CCF Members on eBay CCF eBay Search Engine Report this Post to the Staff
DNA Pillar of the Community United States 2734 Posts	Posted 03/04/2010 10:05 am The previous message was posted as a public service by jbuck, founder of *"Save The Ikes"* Edited by DNA 03/04/2010 10:05 am Report this Post to the Staff
tornandfrayed75 Valued Member United States 447 Posts	Posted 03/04/2010 2:53 pm A little boy wanted $100 and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95. Report this Post to the Staff
DNA Pillar of the Community United States 2734 Posts	Posted 03/04/2010 8:46 pm This might be a good 'silver joke' in this thread... Report this Post to the Staff
yechi7 Pillar of the Community United States 717 Posts	Posted 03/09/2010 3:34 pm Quote: Three animals were having a drink in a cafe. Then the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay for sure," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent." In walked a second duck & solved the problem. He said, "You can put in on my bill." Report this Post to the Staff
yechi7 Pillar of the Community United States 717 Posts	Posted 03/09/2010 3:39 pm If you want to "put your Two Cents in," and I give you "a penny for your thoughts" - where did the other penny go? Report this Post to the Staff
nod2003 Pillar of the Community United States 3294 Posts	Posted 03/09/2010 3:57 pm taxes Report this Post to the Staff
hugemistake2003 Valued Member United States 172 Posts	Posted 03/15/2010 1:40 pm While everyone knows the answer to the riddle "I have two coins that add to 30 cents and one is not a nickel" is "a quarter and a nickel, because the quarter isn't a nickel," the numismatist's answer is: A twenty-cent piece and a dime, duh! Report this Post to the Staff
Frazzle Pillar of the Community United States 505 Posts	Posted 03/15/2010 4:38 pm Oh,Look,see the deer?Does the deer have any doe?...ya,two bucks!..Nyuck Nyuck -Three Stooges Edited by Frazzle 03/15/2010 4:41 pm Report this Post to the Staff
yechi7 Pillar of the Community United States 717 Posts	Posted 03/17/2010 12:58 am Professor: You with the mattress hair (addressing Larry). Now if I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have? Larry: One dollar. Professor: You don't know your arithmetic! Larry: You don't know my father! -Three Stooges Report this Post to the Staff
Frazzle Pillar of the Community United States 505 Posts	Posted 03/17/2010 11:28 pm LOL Report this Post to the Staff
Sokol New Member Belarus 30 Posts	Posted 04/03/2010 10:00 am NIce one! LOL!)) Report this Post to the Staff
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