US One Million Dollar Notes

I guess if you don't get reduced price lunches, those things cost a lot. I wonder if any one had change for it?

I would certainly hope so! Any kid flashing $1000 around either stole it, in which case the police need to be asking him some questions, or got it legitimately, and needs to have it put in the school safe/principal's office until it's time to go home and needs some instruction in why a large sum of money is not a show-and-tell item.

But an obviously fake million dollar bill is right up there with the fast food outfit that calls the cops when offered a $2 bill.