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Valued Member
United States
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Such beautiful paper weights. I also want some :)
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Pillar of the Community
United States
3486 Posts |
Does keeping the werewolves away from your home cause you to worry all night long? Well, fear no more! Introducing - "Wolf Be Gone!"  Our patented werewolf repellant is guaranteed to give you a good night's sleep. Based upon centuries of satisfied European users, just place one bar by each of your doors and windows. Order today. But wait! If you call within the next 15 minutes, WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER FREE! That's twenty bars for the price of ten! (Just add separate shipping and handling.) Only $99,999! The ideal protection against werewolves can be yours... Today! "Wolf be gone!" The best protection available.  |
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Pillar of the Community
United States
4008 Posts |
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"Wolf be gone!" The best protection available. Sweet! Is that available in a pocket-sized spray?  |
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Bedrock of the Community
13014 Posts |
What happens if youre in your car. A mobile version is definitely necessary
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
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Teeheehee, where would you market something like that? :)
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Bedrock of the Community
13014 Posts |
Gun shows next to the zombie ammunition
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Pillar of the Community
United States
3486 Posts |
Ed B and basebal21,
Pocket 5 ounce size available for those on the go.
Zombies? Well, I'll defer to the gun experts.
So many threats!
Stack, stack, stack... it could not hurt.
Silver, bullets, crosses ...
Gotta love all of the paranoia!
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Pillar of the Community
United States
4008 Posts |
Yeah, and don't forget the "holy water". A splash of that on a vampire, werewolf, or zombie ought to melt them into a puddle of goo. Would make excellent ammo for a super-soaker! |
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Bedrock of the Community
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Pocket 5 ounce size available for those on the go. Ill need 1 for every outfit. Maybe set up a few on the wall behind glass "break in the event of a vampire attack" |
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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"break in the event of a vampire attack" Sounds good. Suppose that would work on banksters too?  |
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
1177 Posts |
i may or may not check this thread every day to see these bars :D
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Pillar of the Community
United Kingdom
4208 Posts |
Personally, I would say screwy to collectable price and convert that into many many 1 grain bars. 437500 grain bars, to be precise.You could leave them in books at book shops, bath in them, prop up tables with them. Bury loads around the place for Metal detectorists.
Think about it, just one bar would convert into 43750.
Hey, you could use that as a spray!
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
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hahahahahah ^ wouldn't that be  amazing! |
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
1177 Posts |
even though it's impossible to get 5 grain bars without a 5$ premium haha, melt it and make them yourself :D |
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Posted 09/23/2012 09:27 am
