On A Serious Note...

one for the money

two for the show

three to get ready

stevex6,

You need to read the previous posts before you post. These have all been posted. Some more than once.

Too bad you're not 'Right On The Money.'

Click on the Printer Friendly link, which will open all posts into one page. Then use your browser search/find function to look for your proposed post. If it is not there, post it. I had three more, but found them already posted this way.

artdio,

I don't know if this was a Chicago thing but we put a Polish spin on the fin.

We called it a Finski.

Man asked the nurse who was wathing his child in hospital after swallowing two dimes and a Nickel.
Man - "How is my son doing"
Nurse - "No change yet".

yah okay, my bad ...

=> ummm, how 'bout "Queerer than a $3 bill"!!

Here is one that may amuse, especially with all the Daniel Carr talk going on lately . . .

A pair of slick counterfeiters decided to make up a batch of $18 bills to pass out in the sticks. "This way," they said to each other, "if we get caught, they can't say we're faking real money! No such thing as an eighteen-dollar bill! And what kind of redneck hillbilly is going to be smart enough to catch us?"

So off they went, hunting for a place to pass their bills. At last they found a little one-horse kind of general store--porch out front, rocker on porch, man in overalls and clodhopper shoes in rocker. One of the city slickers got out of his car and approached the porch.

"Say, my fine fellow!" he called. "We're on our way up to town, and need some change for parking. I don't suppose you could break an $18 bill?"

The fellow in the chair considered for a moment. Then he grinned very widely.

"Sure thing," he answered. "Y'all want that in three sixes, or two nines?"

okay, last try ...

=> "five dolla make you holla"