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Pillar of the Community
United States
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PRESS RELEASE
Get more bang for your Boeotian, more value for your Vabalathus! Certified Ancient Coin Acceptanceâ„¢ Corporation proudly announces their long-awaited ancient coin verification program. Protect your investment now with a genuine CACA sticker. Here's why:- Proven increased resale value*
- Peace of mind knowing your coin has been expertly assessed**
- Easy-open slab***
- Low cost!
Basic package, $24.99†- Basic cleaning with a spit rag
- Easy-open slab
- Best-guess attribution
- Green CACA sticker
Optional upgrades:- Deluxe cleaning with sulphuric acid, add $19.99 (plus $100 for hazardous waste disposal)
- Gold CACA sticker indicating Overachiever status (hammer price >20% of estimate), add $9.99
- Smiley sticker to indicate just how happy you are with your purchase, add $4.99 (free if you "like" us on Facebook)
- "Better" attribution (wildwinds search), add $19.99
- Supply your own attribution, add $24.99
- Bar code on label, add $4.99
- Unique bar code on label, add $9.99
* When shown the same Gallienus with and without a CACA slab and sticker, my mother was more impressed with the CACA. She thought the sticker was pretty. ** Applies to Nabataeans only. *** Easier to replace the coin with a coin of your choosing. †plus excise, duty, handling, shipping, VAT where applicable, and a 21.5% buyer's fee. Offer void where prohibited by law. And as always, ask your doctor if CACA is right for you.
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
4227 Posts |
Wow, and you actually made a Facebook page too 
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
2480 Posts |
Yep  I'm taking this joke deep. "Bid with COINfidence"
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Pillar of the Community
 Canada
9873 Posts |
"Dipping" is not considered cleaning... -from PCGS website
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
4911 Posts |
Feel free to call me Will.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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![[humor]--New-Ancient-Coin-Certification-Company!](http://who-is-awesome.com/who-is-awesome.jpg) now that....is AWESOME!. and a facebook page!!!! 
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Valued Member
United Kingdom
477 Posts |
Here's what one happy customer had to say about CACA.
''I used this company and my ancient coin looks incredible. I paid for the Basic package, and I'm elated with the results of the spit rag cleaning-as they say 'nothing say's ancient like spit rag cleaning'. I'm so happy I'm sending my ancient coin back, so I can get a smiley sticker and a unique barcode. Thank-you CACA, for making my day.''-awallin01
Edited by awallin01 03/15/2014 6:12 pm
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
2480 Posts |
Thank you, awallin! Our first customer feedback, now proudly posted on the Facebook page ;) edited to add CACA's FB reply to your feedback: Quote: You're quite welcome, awallin! As our first customer, we're sending you a voucher for an upgrade to "Better" attribution on your next purchase!
Edited by ThisIsFun 03/16/2014 10:19 am
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Rest in Peace
United States
7075 Posts |
 Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
2480 Posts |
Rumor has it that CACA will be adding PhotoCertification services soon...
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Valued Member
United Kingdom
477 Posts |
Hahaha 
Edited by awallin01 03/15/2014 7:23 pm
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Pillar of the Community
Canada
4911 Posts |
I hope the easy open case doesn't give scammers any ideas  
Feel free to call me Will.
Edited by thedollarman 03/15/2014 7:31 pm
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Valued Member
United States
87 Posts |
"I used to crack my ancient coins out of slabs. After seeing the quality of the product the CACA Corporation has to offer, I'm even more enthusiastic. From now on all my slabs will be genuine CACA stickered." -willyb
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
2480 Posts |
Thanks, WillyB! Another glowing review for the FB page. edited to add CACA's FB reply: Quote: Thank you, willyb! By the way, we are beta-testing a new cleaning system. Due to non-disclosure I can't give details, but let's just say "electricity". If you'd like to be a beta tester please indicate this on your next order and we'll give you an upgrade voucher for "Unique barcode" with your next order!
Edited by ThisIsFun 03/16/2014 10:18 am
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Pillar of the Community
United Kingdom
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Now I realise what true value is. I will seek to sell of my Byzantine Solidii and use the money to get my Late Roman Bronzes certified by C.A.C.A. Surely the Bar Code IIIIIIIII and Smiley sticker  on the easy-open Slabs for my LRB's will more than pay for the cost. I am c*ck-a-hoop for C.A.C.A.!
Edited by Masis 03/16/2014 09:05 am
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
2480 Posts |
Excellent, masis! Another COINfident collector. I'm sure you will be pleased with your wise decision. Your glowing assessment has been added to CACA's Facebook page. And FYI, as we replied on FB: Quote: Whoa there, Masis! Don't toss out your solidi so quickly. We are rolling out a new special service for old gold coins... a deep cleaning with aqua regia. If you'd like to be a beta tester, just send us your old gold coins! We'll have them looking just like authentic aged LRBs in no time!
Edited by ThisIsFun 03/16/2014 09:44 am
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