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US best hope is that the rest of the world gives them a get out of jail card and you owe us big time forever, and declare that national bankruptcy. Wiping the slate clean is the US's only hope, no way they will ever print off enough money to pay all those debts....
Dear Uncle Sam-
We have just received notice that you are defaulting on umpty-leven billion dollars of bonds we bought from you. As you are aware, this will totally destroy our economy.
Consider this a suicide note, since our country is as surely destroyed by your actions as if you carpet bomberd every inch of it.
Copies of this message are being sent to every known media worldwide, even as our missiles are being sent to 17 locations around the world.
We fully expect retaliation, both from those countries and the US, who in turn will be bombed for triggering this war.
It's been real, it's been fun. See you in the bomb shelter.
--Um Gwana Gichoo
President Third World Country with nuclear capability
and itchy trigger finger