Prawn's Funniest Joke Or Story Competition - Closed

Sir Wiston Churchill is expected to make a statement to the public.
He takes a cab and tells the driver to head for the BBC studios, when they arrive, Churchill asks the driver if he can wait for him (you know the terrible rains of England)

The driver says " I need to go home, Churchill will be speaking to the public on the radio, I want to catch that"

Churchill understands that the driver didn't recognise him, but he is also flattered by his statement.
He pays for the taxi fee and gives the driver a great tip.

Driver looks at the money he was given, and says;

"Nevermind Churchill, I'm waiting for you right here sir"

For weeks a five-year-old child kept telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister or brother that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the child to feel the movements of the unborn baby. The five-year-old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Moreover, he stopped telling the teacher about the awaiting event. Finally the teacher sat the child on her lap and said, "Lucas, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?
"Lucas burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

Thanks for the contest, Prawn.

Congratulations to Madspec and Garylcsr.

Steve

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley",responds the little boy." And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4 questions Sir: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? "Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question? "Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Little Johnnie" he responds." And what is your question, Little Johnnie?" "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the Hell happened to Stanley?"


(I had to have one last word)

Thank you Prawn.

Glad you liked the joke and thanks for the fun contest.

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Thanks

Madspec

Thanks for the competition Prawn.

Found a few new jokes as well.

Congratulations to the winners.

Yes, a great, good fun idea.
On behalf of all the participants, the orginisers and the organising committee, I would like to thank the winners for winning.
Seriously, Prawn and Snooba, thanks a million for a good, fun, light hearted competition.
regards,