Jihad On The Infidel Penny

From the land of the Bluenose......the Holy Canuck should be observed and adhered to. Chapter 4 verse 1 through 3 from the Book of Machine reads;

1. Treat your machine as thou would thy wives.
2. Be one with your machine.
3. Be tolerant of those that are different say the Holy Canuck. Those of Minelab, Fisher and Whites.

Our most sacred Amman, Stevie Harper has decreed that the penny should be now no more. That it is without value, without substance and should be punished. The Holy Canuck reads;

Book of those Unholy Pennies
verse 4 and 5

Verse 4.1 Pennies are unholy and should be punished.
4.2 It is against the Holy Canuck not to dig when you can dig.
4.3 Swing low, swing slow with thy machine.
Verse 5.1 Pennies should be purified .
5.2 Sinful pennies are to be put in the rock tumbler with holy
holy water and vinegar till they repent.

Praise be Stephen Harper for keeping us straight and pure according to the Holy Canuck.

I have taken up this jihad and liberated infidel pennies from the under world. But I have sinned. Against the cold I committed blasphemy and have cursed the sacred halibut by my own confession in the words my father taught me,

"Lurd tundering holy halibut tis cold today me bouy."

I repented and will continue my jihad till the earth freezes.

Here are those that I will cleanse . Those that will find their way to the Bank of Nova Scotia. Praise be the Holy Canuck.

Amongst the non believers there was light. Light of a true believer that I have never seen before in this Land of the Bluenose.....



I am now at peace, meditating with "Careful with that Axe Eugene"(Pink Floyd) and gaining solace from Captain Morgan!

Merry Christmas and best of the season to all and all!