I'm Sharing Both Of These Hilarious Ebay Listings For A Good Laugh

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The first is kinda "meh." Okay, if it's a real diamond then go for it.

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Hi, E&V. You found sellers needing "BEWARE" tags. Thanks for the cautionary ebay sites you found for coin hobbyists to avoid. That's one of the down sides of free trade. I think CCF experts are helping coin hobbyists by notifying ebay about these types of sellers. Thanks for helping protect the coin community, E&V.

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The seller of the "weak S" 1958 D cent will not accept anything under $100,000. So forget about you 5 and 10 cent offers!

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ACQUISITION OF THE "1958 D SAN FRANCISCO Lincoln WHEAT EAR CENT "S" MINT MARK. "CHAMPAGNE MINT ERROR COIN" has acquired a very special and rare commodity whereby in the following detailed synopsis the "1958 D San Francisco Wheat Ear Cent "S" Mint Mark" Commodity Coin is described in the foregoing auction.
HISTORY OF THE 1958 D SAN FRANCISCO Lincoln WHEAT EAR CENT "S" MINT MARK. The Professional Coin Grading Service ("PCGS") has been in existence for 30+ years and has graded and certified a combined total of over "2 BILLION COINS" by PCGS World Class Expert Graders renowned for their expertise as to authenciate, certify -and- grade numismatic coinage -and- mint error specimen(s). "Champagne Mint Error Coin" introduces again a previously graded -and- certified "1958 D Lincoln Wheat Ear Cent" with a weak-strike "S" Mint Mark that was submitted by the ("OWNER") of Champagne Mint Error Coin on October 12,2011 for authentication in regards to the ("specimen") being certified as a "1958 D SAN FRANCISCO Lincoln WHEAT EAR CENT" during this time period ("2010-2011"). The ("OWNER") of Champagne Mint Error Coin submit(s) the current information currently as to this (2nd Rare Opportunity) to have as to have the potential buyers to acquire this VERY RARE -and- SPECIAL ("AMERICAN COMMODITY") in the foregoing auction as follows.

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PCGS WORLD CLASS GRADER 1: Agreed. It is a "S" Mint Mark on the coin.

PCGS WORLD CLASS GRADER 2: It looks like a "S" Mint Mark on the coin but I can't be certain. The grader's decision was "undecided".

PCGS WORLD CLASS GRADER 3: No. It is not a "S" Mint Mark.

Please keep in mind that there has to be (2) PCGS WORLD CLASS GRADER(S) to "CERTIFY" and "AGREE" to the coin having the "S" Mint Mark, but due to the 2nd PCGS WORLD CLASS GRADER'S Decision being "UNDECIDED" before submitting the ("Specimen") to the 3rd PCGS WORLD CLASS GRADER to render the final decision on the ("Specimen") the ("Specimen") was not ("CERTIFIED") by these events.

Champagne Mint Error Coin ("OWNER") is of the latter as to "believe" what is present on the "specimen" and the fact that the PCGS WORLD CLASS GRADER 1 Decision to reflect the existence of the "S" MINT MARK which is characterized by the "Ball Serif" indicated on the "S" Mint Mark and the ("OWNER") is confidant in identifying a "S" mint mark on any surface of the planchet when encountered with the assurance of the PCGS Grader No. 1 decision. As such please review the attached photographs carefully of the ("S" MINT MARK") which is a ("WEAK STRIKE") on the planchet. The 1st auction of this ("specimen") during 2010 garnered 863 views and over 16 watchers within a 2 week online auction. But since this a wise investment for anyone's portfolio one should consider a final decision to have this great ("AMERICAN COMMODITY") to be apart of your diverse portfolio. I encourage any questions about the ("specimen") to be forward to (" ebay") or Champagne Mint Error Coin.