So These 2 Guys Walk In To A Bar....

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Originally posted by bobby131313

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if you were walking down the railroad tracks and you fell in, how many doughnut holes would it take to fill a small dog house?

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Daytime or nighttime? Dunkin' Doughnuts or Krispy Kreme? Freight or passenger train tracks? What do you consider a "small" dog? We have a 160lb St Bernard living next door, a German Shepherd is small to me.

I can't give you an answer if you're not specific enough in the question.

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Did any of you see "Phenomenon" with John Travolta. This is very reminiscent of the scene where Bob (Brent Spiner) is asking George (John Travolta) all the questions to see how fast he can answer them.

(See what I have to live with )

Bobby, A good detective would not need all these extra hints but here goes, daytime 10:A.M. exactly, C.S.T. Clear and sunny warm late Spring day, in our hemisphere, June 18th, 1976((Modern Calendar) 78 degrees Fahrenheit with slight S/Westerly winds Barometric pressure at 30.12 and steady) in the Small Hamlet Of Cedar Lake, located in Center Township, in the County of Lake, in the state of Indiana, at the following Degree’s of Longitude and Latitude..........................................
Decimal Degrees Deg:Min:Sec
Lat: 41.386759 41:23:12.332N
Lon: -087.416936 87:25:0.970W
in the Midwest, of the country known currently as the "United States", located on the North American Continent in the Northern Hemisphere of a planet called "Earth" that is located about 93 million miles from the "Sun", a rather ordinary yellow star with a solar system containing nine perhaps 10 planets (depending on the "current" definition of planet) Earth being the third from the "Sun" / Star is located along with "Sun" and the rest of our solar system in the galaxy known as the "Milky way", within that galaxy "Earth" is located in the spiral arm of Orion, one of the larger arms in our fairly typical spiral shaped galaxy more than halfway from the center of the "Milky Way". All this is fairly useless information due to the various speeds (specially the 1/2 million MPH movement of our galaxy through the universe) and other motions that we are exposed to that keep changing the relative position we are in as it relates to the larger neighborhood of the known universe that contains our galaxy. That is in both "Time" as we understand it and "Space". (Most humans cannot grasp the concept of "Deep Time�) More on this later if you need! I just wanted to skim the surface so I would not give up to much information. Now the doughnuts are any kind you would like them to be, because a good detective would have determined that that information was irrelevant to solving the problem! However "Dunkin Doughnuts" will do in this case! The railroad tracks carry all types of trains and again this is irrelevant to solving this problem! If I keep this up I'll be telling you the answer! A small dog is generally considered to be a breed of less than 25 lbs, but alas this is also not relevant to solving the problem! Let me know if you need any more help! Mike P.S. I know where I am, do you know where you are?