Garrulous Gabby And Voluble Giveaway

Guess I type a lot, it's official. So I thought I best pay up to my fellow forum members in terms they understand... hard firm coins.... for having to read my yammering.

So here's how it's going down. I picked three words by looking at things on my desk. These words are the secret words. In fact, I need someone to volunteer (maybe a staff member who normally has to read the threads anyhow?) to hold the secret words and not participate in the contest but to subscribe to and read the thread. That way there's two sets of eyes looking for the secret words. Hint: the secret words are NOUNS.

This will follow a three word story format. You can post as often as you like however you cannot respond to yourself (That's a privilege reserved for those of us who are mentally imbalanced, isn't that right Ugly? Why yes, you are 100 per cent correct Ugly). A three word story is just that, someone types three words and the next person adds three more to the story. You can post comments and whatever you like but make sure your three words are below and stand out from the upper part of any post.

Have fifty quality posts if you are going to participate. Open to anyone in the world. Prizing will be done by country. By this I mean that if you get a secret word, you pick Canada, US, Germany or the UK and I will gift you with a nicely collectible coin from one of those countries from the 1800's.

I will also toss out the usual gamut of goodies for just whatever post amuses me !

Occasionally I will sum up the story into "globs". Be creative and fun