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BLUESZONE => every day is punch a Red Wing fan in the neck day! (each quality neck-shot earns you 2 pts towards a brand new Canucks-toque)
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04/03/2012 10:01 am
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Oh My! Can't believed I missed this. I will spend the next few days trying to catch up and then MAYBE try to match wits with everyone.
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NOTE: When people find out what it is, it may make you want to "up chuck".
A picture of a virus. |
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If it is not a virus, I would wager close up of a tongue.
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If it is not a virus, I would wager close up of a tongue
You are correct, COINSKELLY! It is a picture of your taste buds under a micron telescope. GROSS, HUH? Excellent job!
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Riddle
A man worked at a high security institution. The man tried to log into his computer and the computer denied the password. He then remembered that the passwords to the computers were reset every month for security reasons. He called his boss for his new password.
The man said, "Boss, my old password is out of date."
The boss said, "Yes, it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old one, and four of the letters are the same."
The man then logged into his computer with no trouble. What was the new password? What was his old?
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Riddle
Two spies want to get in an enemy's military base.In order to get in they have to give the correct countersign to the guard at the gate after he gives them the sign. So they wait hidden nearby the gate so that they will overhear the countersign from another soldier.
One soldier comes and the guard gives the sign: "6".The soldier answers "3".The guard lets him pass. Another soldier comes.The guard says "12" and the soldier gives the answer "6".The guard lets him pass. So, the first spy goes at the gate and the guard asks says "10".The spy, sure that he knew the answer as he was, says "5". Immediately, the guard shoots him dead.
Then the other spy, who saw that the other spy was killed when he gave the countersign, had now understood what the right answer would be, whatever the guard's sign was.So, he walks to the gate and the guard says "8".The spy gives the correct answer and the guard lets him in. What was the answer that the spy gave?
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Amida and Coinskelly........... you are both INCORRECT. Try again ple ASE |
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And the first one should have said "8"
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Sorry, but you are incorrect about the spy riddle, Svslav.
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old Pw= outofdate
new Pw= different
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Cajun, how are the thunder boomers where you are? We are getting the freakly cool horizontal lightening right now.
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