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I don't want to offend any Dutch CCF members, but for me the 1982-2001 Queen Beatrix series of Dutch coins are among the most boring coins of all time. It's as if the designers had a brief to produce something quickly and cheaply, and I reckon they must have been Republicans as the portrait shows little respect for the Queen. But what is worse is that these coins wore very badly in circulation - the large two-and-a-half guilder (US half dollar size) looked especially grotty after a few years' use. I remember visiting Holland in the 1990s and it was quite possible to pull Juliana coins of 1969-80 out of circulation in EF or better condition, but I saw Beatrix coins that I would have graded only as VG or F!
Having Dutch blood in me, I'm not insulted.
As you may recall from the Eurovision of the last 30 years or so, Dutch have a different opinion on what's hip and cool than the rest of the world. These coins weren't made by republicans, nor were they designed in a very short time span. In fact, after Juliana abdicated in 1980, it took until 1982 before new coins were minted and circulated. No coins were minted in 1981.
So, this was modern design according to the Dutch in 1980. It's actually very much referring to a worldwide known Dutch art style simply known as 'De Stijl' ('The Style'), of which probably Mondriaan and Rietveld are the best known proponents. for the Euro coins, they kept the basis of this design on the biggest pieces.
One of the difficulties with the coins, especially the rijksdaalders (2.5 gulden) is that they're quite big and have a lot of high and flat surfaces. They get hit, scratched and dented easily, resulting in coins that look like they already had a tough life before they were born, so to say. Trust me, if some people in this world are occupied with the value of money, it's the Dutch, so don't expect them to have had a secret torture chamber for coins or so.
Anyway, for boring coins, I think I'd like to refer to quite a few, actually.
First, there's Moldova. For example these pieces:
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces3095.htmlhttps://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces4746.htmlhttps://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces4747.htmlApart from being utterly boring, they're also utterly stupid. The different denominations are struck in the same metal, the same shape and also about the same diameter. That doesn't just make the individual coins boring, but the whole currency. And troublesome, as you really have to check every coin that you want to spend or receive.
Second would be the current coins of neighboring Romania:
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces6270.htmlhttps://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces2671.htmlhttps://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces4101.htmlhttps://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces4768.htmlThey're plain, dull and utterly uninspired. At least they used some different metals and sizes to keep the coins recognizable and to add some variation to the currency.
Then there's Malaysia, for good reasons.
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces1657.htmlhttps://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces995.htmlhttps://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces2089.htmlOf all the historical people and landmarks they could have chosen for their coins, they decided to depict a rather dull, generic, uninspired piece of concrete... Sure it's their parliament building, but that doesn't automatically make it equally inspiring as the Sydney Opera house to look at. And especially not inspiring enough to put onto almost all the denominations.
A 'honorable mention' for Cape Verde. Fortunately, it's only the reverses that are utterly boring and uninspired. Just look at this example:
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces10056.htmlAnother 'honorable mention' goes to Bosnia & Herzegovina. No need to explain.
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces3073.htmlNext one comes from the UAE. After visiting the country I actually have to admit that this is the most interesting historical artifact to be found there... it still makes for a dull coin, though! Or would the designer just have been sitting there in his atelier, lacking inspiration until he took a cup?
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces2958.htmlAnd of course this one:
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces1508.htmlJust because, as a good Norwegian, I need to have Sweden in the list.
