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Quote: For all the folks Down Under - upside down or is it right side up? That is brilliant! 
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Bedrock of the Community
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 @Westcoin: "Hey you...an AU AU AU!" Sorry - puns are in my genes - it was the first thing I thought of when I saw it!
How much squash could a Sasquatch squash if a Sasquatch would squash squash? Download and read: Grading the graders Costly TPG ineptitude and No FG Kennedy halveshttps://ln5.sync.com/dl/7ca91bdd0/w...i3b-rbj9fir2
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Pillar of the Community
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"Buy the Book Before You Buy the Coin" - Aaron R. Feldman - "And read it" - Me 2013! ANA Life Member #3288 in good standing since 1981, ANS, Early American Coppers Member (EAC), Colonial Coin Collectors Club member (C4), Conder Token Collector Club member (CTCC), Civil War Token Society (CWTS) member, Liberty Seated Collectors Club (LSCC) & Numismatic Bibliomania Society member (NBS), USMex, Member in good standing, 2¢ variety collector. See my want page: http://goccf.com/t/140440
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@westcoin,  . I will never look at "UNC" the same way again.
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I feel their pain. If I had a nickel for every time my phone auto-corrected uncirculated to uncircumcised I would have a lot of nickels. It is why I do not like posting from my phone. 
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Quote: It is why I do not like posting from my phone. jbuck doesn't want to make a "rookie" mistake! "Dang you auto correct"
"Buy the Book Before You Buy the Coin" - Aaron R. Feldman - "And read it" - Me 2013! ANA Life Member #3288 in good standing since 1981, ANS, Early American Coppers Member (EAC), Colonial Coin Collectors Club member (C4), Conder Token Collector Club member (CTCC), Civil War Token Society (CWTS) member, Liberty Seated Collectors Club (LSCC) & Numismatic Bibliomania Society member (NBS), USMex, Member in good standing, 2¢ variety collector. See my want page: http://goccf.com/t/140440
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Bwahaha. That's fantastic! Thanks Wesrcoin! 
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Quote: jbuck doesn't want to make a "rookie" mistake! 
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Bedrock of the Community
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A man goes into a bank in Manhattan and asks the teller: "Please can you give me some change from this $30 bill?" The bank clerk looks at the bill and replies: "There's no such thing as a $30 bill. Of course I won't change it!" A few days later the same man goes into a bank in a small town in the Ozarks, and asks the teller: "Please can you give me some change from this $30 bill?" The teller replies "Of course, sir. What would you like? Ten $3 bills or five $6 bills?"
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Pillar of the Community
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Here's a 'Dad Joke': 
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That one made me laugh more than I care to admit, captainrich!
NumisRob, as someone hailing from a small town in the Ozarks, I thought that one was great!
Member of SPMC, FCCB, ANA and ANS. My U.S. Classic Commemorative Complete Set: https://www.NGCcoin.com/registry/co...sets/278741/My U.S. Fractional Note Set: https://notes.www.collectors-societ...eSetID=34188
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Quote: Came across this one today... Apparently he only collects coins given out at bris by a Mohel. Maybe the Cook Islands 1$ coin would interest him! Bahaha
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@captainrich This image goes with your Dad Joke above. Yes, this is a real X-Ray image! The kid swallowed a nickel. I guess they shouldn't have named the kid Snap-Tite. (I started to say Air-Tite, but that just seemed a little too dark even for me.) 
ANA ID: 3203813 - CONECA ID: N-5637 Clean a coin that may be worth collecting? Please DON'T! When in doubt, leave it dirty!! 
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Quote: Yes, this is a real X-Ray image! The kid swallowed a nickel. Yokozuna, I can imagine the conversation at the hospital, if the doctor belonged to Coin Community... Father: Doctor, doctor, please help! My child swallowed a Buffalo nickel! Doctor: Don't you mean a Bison nickel? 
Edited by captainrich 07/17/2022 11:49 pm
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