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Disclaimer:
This article contains the writer's (Guybrush) subjective opinion which may or may not offend someone about something. The writer apologizes in advance, in case that someone feels offended as it is NOT the writer's intention at all.
"Young People Vs. Old Coins"
Just like everyone, sometimes I want to talk about my hobby to my friends. But when I tell them that I collect antique coins, I only got funny responses like
"You do? What for?" or
"Why did you spend so much money on this thingy?!". As everyone here does know, there aren't many young numismatists. This got me thinking: Why? Why are not they interested in it? Unlike other articles, this one offers a unique perspective:
"A young numismatist trying to answer why there aren't many young numismatists".
Now, we are going to stray a bit from the field of numismatics and discuss more about young people and daily life. Embrace yourself.
From my experience, there are 2 reasons why most young people are disinterested in numismatics:

They prefer more popular ways to satisfy their ego

They prefer utility over novelty
Let's start with the first one. Young people really crave to satisfy their ego. Usually, they do that by doing their hobby. They rather spend a lot of money for, say, sport motorcycle, expensive shoes, or the newest gadgets rather than for a coin. Why? Because those items are considered to be the "normal" ones, so it's easier to show them off to others. By doing so, they satisfy their ego. The more "normal" or widely accepted their hobby is, the more it will satisfy their ego since more people would also appreciate it.
High school students, for example, will get quite popular if they go to school riding a nice motorcycle, wearing expensive shoes, or using cutting edge gadgets. I still remember
Yahya, a student who had the best bike in school; and
Enggar, my classmate who bought an iPhone6 just after it was officially released (I even remember my classmates fighting to get their turns trying that phone). In this aspect, coin collecting won't get any young folk anywhere. Talking to friends of my age (15-18) about collecting coins only got me known as a weirdo

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Apart from the financial aspect and showing off, there are many more things that satisfy young people's ego rather than coin collecting.
Playing online games? Of course, being the top-ranked player above tens or even hundreds of thousands others sure feels great!
Getting a million subscribers? Who doesn't want that, your videos being watched by millions, and even knowing that your next move is being awaited by millions?
Joining the school's sports team? With such popularity, school life is a piece of cake! Girlfriend? No problemo. A day off? Just say it's a practice for the next competition and the teachers will take care of the rest. Easy.
Being active in messenger apps? Well, with that many contacts in your phone messenger, seems like there's always something fun to talk about, 24/7.
Surely there are so many other ways how young people satisfy their ego (including some other ones I don't understand). But for most young people, coin collecting isn't suitable for that purpose. This also relates to the second idea: utility over novelty.
Let's compare watches as timekeeper and as works of art (or novelties), with coins as currency and as collectables, respectively.
There are expensive mechanical watches, with precious metals, plus ingenious, intricate design and mechanisms. On the other hand, there are cheaper quartz or electronic watches, which are simple and does its job much, much better (accurate) than the mechanical ones.
There are expensive collectable coins, whose value would be ruined if they really circulate. On the other hand, there are cheaper base metal coins that are more practical for daily usage, and are more durable.
Many people wear watches, but most of them only care about timekeeping, instead of the art and mechanisms, etc. So it is only a small fraction of them who do care about the artistic value of expensive watches.
Almost everyone use coins on a daily basis, but most of them only care about the monetary value, not the collectability or the grades, etc. So it is only a small fraction of them who do care about their collectability.
But there are also mechanical watches on the lower end, why are they not that popular? While they may be affordable, not everyone may enjoy the maintenance (winding the watch, regularly sending them for cleaning, etc.), nor the fragility that they have. So the more practical watches, which are very accurate but require pretty much zero maintenance, become more prevalent.
Coin collecting is not always expensive, why is it not that popular? While there are cheaper collectible coins, not everyone may enjoy the hassle of numismatics (learning about the coins, grading, sorting, putting them into 2x2's, etc), nor the risk of damage which will reduce the value. At the end, almost everyone only cares about the monetary function of coins.
So, not everyone is interested in coin collecting. But what does this have to do with the younger age group? Older people, who have experienced a rather conventional and manual way of life, may find the fun of coin collecting worth the effort. Younger people, on the other hand, are used to more modern and instant way of life, where almost everything is digital and instant - even if they come across coin collecting somehow, it is very likely that they consider coin collecting just as an unnecessary hassle.
To put everything short: Young people are addicted to please their ego. For most of them, this can be easily and successfully achieved by doing something considered "normal" or widely accepted. Since they usually only consider the utility over the collectability of coins, they usually don't consider coin collecting as their hobby.
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this - the first ever numismatic article that I wrote, Guybrush.
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