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Discontinue use of Big Knobi Klub if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Hearing Loss, Dizziness, Blurred Vision (astral, multi-spectral, or otherwise) Tingling in Extremities, Muscle Twitching, Loss of Balance or Coordination, "Schlurred Shpeech", Temporary Blindness, Ringinginginging in the Ears, Explosive Diarrhea, Odoriferous Belching, Uncontrollable Flatulence, Broadcast Telepathy, Profuse Sweating, Heart Palpitations, or the irrepressible urge to spout Emily Dickinson's poetry! Danger: Big Knobi Klub may spontaneously combust. The Big Knob Klub attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them. If Big Knobi Klub begins to smoke, get away immediately, seek shelter, cover head, and be afraid-- be very afraid. Big Knobi Klub may stick to certain types of skin. Remain in safari vehicle, once inside park. When not in use, Big Knobi Klub should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Big Knobi Klub, L.Graves, its subsidiary, Gamers' Loft Incorporated, and the game's manufacturer, FASA Corporation, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Big Knobi Klub include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Footage from Big Knobi Klub has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Big Knobi Klub's manager! May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or death. Articles are ribbed for your pleasure. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Offer valid only at participating sites. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Must be 18 to read. 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