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You know that Washington threw a silver dollar across the Delaware.

But you have to remember that a dollar went a lot farther in those days.
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 Posted 07/15/2016  7:24 pm  Show Profile   Bookmark this reply Add 20michen to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Did you know that George Washington was extremely fine, but with some wear around the edges?
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 Posted 07/16/2016  12:43 pm  Show Profile   Check Andrew99's eBay Listings Bookmark this reply Add Andrew99 to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
You should buy this buy this toned Morgan for $400. They're going up.

- great! Get me 2

You should buy another rainbow Morgan for $900. They're going up.

- Great! I'll buy 3!

You should buy this Monster Toned Morgan for $2,000. They're going up.

- Great! I'll take 5! But that's about all of these I can buy.

6 months later...
- I'd like to sell some of these Monster Toned Morgans

Sorry, but nobody's buying these anymore...
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 Posted 07/16/2016  1:00 pm  Show Profile   Check oih82w8's eBay Listings Bookmark this reply Add oih82w8 to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
Grumpier Old Men : Quotes

[after Allie swallows a quarter]

Grandpa: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.

Melanie: Really?

Grandpa: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.

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 Posted 07/20/2016  06:21 am  Show Profile   Check CalzoneManiac's eBay Listings Bookmark this reply Add CalzoneManiac to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
I've got a good one:

ICG: I Can't Grade
SGS: Suckers Getting Screwed
NNC: Never Noticed Cleaned
ANGS: Another Noob Garage Slabber
INB: It's Nobody's Business
Have you gotten your half dollar fix today?

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Who invented the copper wire?

Two Dutchmen fighting over a cent.
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NTC: Sure there is an MS65 in that series, but Not This Coin
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Came across this old thread, thought I'd post my favorite coin joke.

Before the days of slabs, a guy inherited some cash and decided he would complete his Mercury dime collection by buying an uncirculated 1916-D . He walks into the local coins shop and asks if they have any. The dealer says, "Oh yes, I have this real nice toned beauty." The collector looks at it and says, "That's nice, do you have any that are not toned?"

The dealer says, "Sure, I have one in the back room, I'll go see if I can find it." The dealer takes the toned dime, goes in the back room and dips it real quick. Brings it back out and shows it to the collector.

The collector takes a look and says, "That's great! I'll take both of them!"
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 Posted 04/15/2019  10:42 am  Show Profile   Check NumisRob's eBay Listings Bookmark this reply Add NumisRob to your friends list Get a Link to this Reply
I'll never forget the one in a long-defunct English coin magazine dated July 1969. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have just got out of the Apollo 11 capsule. One of them picks something up off the lunar surface and says "It's a William III halfcrown!"
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The collector takes a look and says, "That's great! I'll take both of them!"
OOF!


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One of them picks something up off the lunar surface and says "It's a William III halfcrown!"
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