My New Dog Likes Currency, I Hope She Doesn't Take Up Coins

I think thats what theyre called. I seen them at Giant and Safeways before. Massive bones close to the size of your arm. You could even wrap it in fake money to entice her

I don't remember the last time I spent $40 on a meal for myself let alone for a dog!

When I had my dogs before they passed they loved the pigs ears as well. Just a heads up about them they will destroy them fast so dont be surprised if you never seen it again after 10 or 20 minutes. The first time I gave them to my dogs I looked for them for a half hour trying to find what they did with it. It wasnt until a week later when I saw how quick they were tearing through it that I figured out they ate it all. They loved the cow hoves (sp?) as well which lasted longer

What you need to do is take another $20 bill, tear it into pieces to make both of them at least 51%.
VIOLA!
But seriously... since it is clear that you're not committing fraud here, couldn't you just rip a corner off of another bill and make that work? seems a little shady, but why should you have to lose $20?

My dog has no interest in numismatics.. but the cat takes dime rolls out of the box.
Its pretty hilarious.

Well, maybe the rest of that other $20 bill is compressed into a little "gift" somewhere in your back yard by now?