Prawn's Funniest Joke Or Story Competition - Closed

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley",responds the little boy." And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4 questions Sir: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? "Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question? "Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Little Johnnie" he responds." And what is your question, Little Johnnie?" "Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the Hell happened to Stanley?"


(I had to have one last word)

Thank you Prawn.

Glad you liked the joke and thanks for the fun contest.

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Thanks

Madspec

Thanks for the competition Prawn.

Found a few new jokes as well.

Congratulations to the winners.

Yes, a great, good fun idea.
On behalf of all the participants, the orginisers and the organising committee, I would like to thank the winners for winning.
Seriously, Prawn and Snooba, thanks a million for a good, fun, light hearted competition.
regards,