Coin Care Product Feedback Please

The answer is because I do not like dirty coins. I would have thought that the answer to that question was obvious, but as this world is big enough for different opinions, we can share them in this forum.
I don't know if coins carry enough germs to warrant hygienic motives, but certainly economic and aesthetic factors come in to play. Any coin that retains crud has a greater opportunity to retain moisture and corrosive chemicals. Over time that can damage the coin and certainly it's value. Simply based on appearance, clean coins are more appealing and pleasant to look at. The market will support my assertions.
If I really believed that there was a large body of collectors that prefer dirty coins, I would get together with BadThad and market a product called CoinCrud - a waxy substance filled with carbon, powdered quartz and dissolved acids.
But I don't think that's what collectors really want.
I remove the harmful junk from my car, kitchen utensils, target rifle and even my own body. And when done properly, I like the results. Your opinions may vary.

Don't wanna hijack this post but I feel like this is very relevant:

i bought a roll of LWCs from an antique/coin shop over the weekend. It was labeled "different dates/mints" and was $5. I thought it was a bit overpriced but what I got was almost every pds of from the 40's to 50's with MANY in BU condition, pretty sweet. On closer inspection, I noticed a lot of the brown cents looked oily, although not unappealing. It made me think of this post, soI took some cents from another bulk bag I bought (they were actually awful, most had verdigris or were worn) and compared them side by side:






There are many coins in this roll that would be upgrades for my LWC album. I was just going to do my standard acetone soak, but now I'm thinking I may need to rinse them in xylene first? I don't own any xylene, i'd prefer to just acetone them and be done with it. Does the coin care stuff damage the coin, or just give it an oily look that people don't like?

Turbo - Just use xylene, there's no need to use water and acetone if you suspect there's oil on the surface. Just rinse with xylene, let dry a couple of minutes and you're done.

Mineral oil will dissolve any non-polar, organic residue on the surface, e.g. any materials soluble in oil.

Personally, I hate coins that have oil on them. Oils are complex mixtures of various hydrocarbons and can only be removed with xylene and, in the process, may remove or disturb the patina. Also, the lighter components will evaporate over time leaving gaps in any oxidative protection. Additionally, oils typically contain trace dissolved elements such as sulfur, chlorine and phosphorus which are reactive to metals. DO NOT USE OILS ON COINS.