You haven't posted in a while Jack, but you might like the following, and it 'is' coin related (see # 16).
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She
presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Keep in mind that these are first graders, six year olds.
1. Don't change horses
-until they stop running.
2. Strike while the
-bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before
-Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of
-termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but
-how?
6. Don't bite the hand that
-looks dirty.
7. No news is:
-impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a
-Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new
-math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll
-stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust
-me.
12. The pen is mightier than the
-pigs.
13. An idle mind is
-the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's
-pollution.
15. Happy the bride who
-gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is
-not much.
17. Two's company, three's
-the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off til tomorrow what
-you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
-you'll have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as
-Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not
-spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed
-get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you
-see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind
-get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand
-is going to poop on you.
26. Better late than
-pregnant.
