I know, I know. Somebody will call this
PMD. I respectfully submit that it is not
PMD. It is Post-Mint
Improvement (PMI). An otherwise boringly normal 1982-D
Jefferson nickel would hardly attract any attention. It would just be worth five cents, and would wander through meaningless transactions until it was eaten by a couch.
Still not convinced? Where can you buy a small, lightweight, strong, fully operational stubby slot screwdriver for five cents?
May I present to you the Jefferson Screwdriver . . .





Now somebody with a vise and extra time needs to invent the Phillips version . . .