First ...
It's great to see the sense of humor here!!

Next ...
"Dead rodent smell" brings back some interesting memories for me. My first real-significant-money-job (we're talking $1.65/hr!) when I was something like 15 or 16 was in a place that raised rodents (white rats, mice, gerbils) to sell to pharmaceutical labs for their product testing.
On the morning feeding rounds you could always tell when an animal had croaked overnight. Yep, I can still remember that smell.
Finally ...
Getting rid of that smell could be tough. I would toss anything soft: the carpeting, and also all the vinyl. Those materials have probably adsorbed the stench molecules, and it might take a very long airing out time to make them anywhere close to acceptable.
Good luck.
Edited by tdziemia
05/06/2023 5:57 pm