Your comments are cracking me up. Whewww!
'3.1 g, what's left of it anyway.' - Are you referring to the coin or your white and brown sugar coated treat?
The appetizing pictures you posted are 'what is left of it, anyway'?
we can wait for the obverse and reverse pictures of the coin. April Fools' Day will be next year, right? Yesterday was the trick or treat day.