Was thinking again, (always a dangerous proposition) about the sale of bogus coins and the manners in which people fall for these offers when the words to the current radio song filtered into my brain...and of course were interpreted "my way" of course. So, for your enjoyment the reworked Coin version as sung to "I Want my MTV"
"I Want my CoinTV"Now look at them Bozo's, that's the way you do it,
You play the Noobies on the CoinTV.
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your coins for free!
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it,
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb!
Maybe get a Thumbprint on a face,
Or get a scratch on the backside...
We gotta sell these micro-error beauties with custom case deliveries
We got to move these re-issued Staters, we gotta move these
ATB's!
We gotta sell 'dem micro-error beauties with custom case de-liver-ies
We got to move these re-issued Staters, we gotta move these
ATB's!
I shoulda learned to play the gullibles,
I shoulda learned to outplay them scums
Look at that mama, They be rackin' it in on
ebay,
We could have some REAL fun!
And The Wiz up there, what's that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee...
That ain't workin' that's the way you screw 'em,
Get your money for nothin' get your coins for free!
Listen here!
Now that ain't workin' that's the way to do it
Play the Noobs on the CoinTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your coins for free...
Money for nothin', coins for free,
Money for nothin', coins for free,
Money for nothin', coins for free,
Money for nothin', coins for free,
Money for nothin', coins for free.
Easy, easy money for nothin' coins for free) (I want my, I want my CoinTV)
(Money for nothin' coins for free)
