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I've always been a lover of jokes, and I've always wanted to start a thread for coin jokes and stories. So post any funny jokes or stories, and I hope to be  often in the upcoming days. I don't have any funny stories, so I'll post a couple of very cheesy jokes. Q: Why was the Liberty nickel so happy? A: Because it was free! Q: Why were all the coins unhappy? A: The War Nickel and the Peace dollar were fighting. |
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Q: What's a coin collector's favorite breakfast cereal? A: "Wheaties" Q: What's a super coin collector's favorite breakfast cereal? A: Stale Cheerios, from boxes that were made ten years ago... (let's see how many of you get that joke!)
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10/02/2009 12:59 am
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DNA- Nice! I get that joke.
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Thailand
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Wen you pai for your piso pie lats
Lei cash down, ore hao about ducats?
Som sho have a yen
To pe with dam sen
Bit for fun, to be franc, I use kyats.
I know it's not a joke and some of it is a stretch, but what the heller.
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. Nice jokes, everyone! Here's another corny one: Q; Why was the War Nickel unharmed when it fought? A: He used his best friend, the Shield nickel, for protection. |
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Did you read about the civil unrest in my coin collection? The Peace dollars staged a protest against the War Nickels...it got ugly. |
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thai-vic- Very nice puns! I just wish that I could think up a good coin joke...
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Have known this song since childhood but only noticed this now.
Which currency features in the unofficial anthem for Yorkshire (England)?
On Ilkla Moor <b>Baht</b> 'at.
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Nice puns, thai-vic. I've always sucked at puns, so I'll post another corny joke. Q; Why was everyone mad at the large cent? A: It was picking on the small cent. |
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Q: Why was the Zinc Cent arrested?
A: Because someone called the "Coppers"....
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Q: Why does the steel cent never lose in a fight?
A: It's made of steel.
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Q. Why does the 3 cent feel left out  A. Because he can't put in his 2 cents worth |
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Thailand
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Guy walks into a bank and asks for change for a $21 note so the cashier gave him a $9 and two $6s. (I think I'll stick to puns).
I didn't realise Yuan Mcgregor was half Chinese, but I did know Eey-ore is a dong-key!
Why are all the jokes on American coins so far? Come on you internationalists, can't let the Yanks have it all their own way.
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Q: Why was the fish mad at the other fish?
A: Because he spent his fish scales.
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Posted 10/02/2009 12:55 am
