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April, 12, 2010 (i made this up myself so it might not be good) THE LINCOLN ROADKILL Mr.Lincoln has been found at the side of the road in a lifeless heap by Victor D. Brenner on March, 17, 2000 in Denver Colorado. Witnesses James E. Frasier, Charles E. Barber, Hermon A. Macneil, and Adolph A. Weinman all saw a dispute between Lincoln and another man, John Wilkes Booth is the man identified. The two were arguing about which beer is the best tasting(couldn't think of anything else). It ended with a slap in the face to Booth. Booth came barreling down to where Lincoln was sitting and ran him over, he was instantly killed. Booth was stopped in his car on March 30th 2008. he was traveling down to his cousin, George T. Morgan. Morgan was going to give Booth some money for a bet that they had held. which horse would win the Kentucky derby (again, I had nothing else to think of). Booth had won, and collected the $2,000. on his way back to Denver, booth had realized that his cousin had scammed him! he only gave him a $20 with 60 $1's inside it! Angrily driving back to his cousins, an officer had made a routine stop, he had a wagon board loose. Officer Anthony De Francisci immediately recognized booth after seeing wanted posters and arrested him. Booth plead not guilty and claimed that the blood on the car was from a raccoon he had hit and not Lincoln. after an analysis, Dr.Frank Gasparro found out that the blood was in fact Lincoln's. Booth is charged 30 years in prison for manslaughter, no bail.  Edited by Adam_E
04/12/2010 07:43 am
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no one wants to comment? is it that bad? LOL
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 Did I miss something? Was there a creative writing contest started or something? |
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Lafaa, have you playing around in the medicine cabinet again?  But seriously, I get it. Very creative. However, 4 hours is not enough time for anyone to digest your musings. You need to give them a little more time on such an elaborate tale. Also, don't use asides - (I couldn't think of anything else!). Just tell the story and let it stand on it's own. Thanks for filling in the blanks on this story. From the looks of Mr. Lincoln, I thought it was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick!  Steve |
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Lafaa I said it before and I will say it again...Your a trip dude!  |
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Pillar of the Community
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haha nice story, but that Abe's got nothing on some of the roadkills I've seen.
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Pillar of the Community
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i killed that penny myself!
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Quote:You confessed to the murder of an innocent Lincoln Cent? Not quite 'innocent' - it's a zincoln  And I'm sure it was for illustrative purposes only. Creative license, and all that. Great story, Lafaa I'm sure you wouldn't have to murder-ize any others, though, there are plenty existing you could theorize on! |
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It was a Zincoln, that was my point! We have enough problems with Zincolns self-terminating, we do not need vigilantes out there expediting the extinction! |
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Squished Zincolns work really well for impromptu 30amp DC fuses. I uhm think.
Shuffles feet.
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I believe THIS to be the true Booth Zincoln!
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Laffaa. I read your story just after you wrote it and didn't quite understand as I don't recall seeing the Zincoln in the thread.Now I kinda get it.
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Posted 04/12/2010 12:52 pm
