I just received a periodic email message from a pair of dealers who conducts monthly auctions. I've gotten some pleasing pieces from them in recent years. Their emails often begin with a personal, coin story. Here's the latest one that I found to be a hoot! Enjoy ...
Rich got here before me, and opened the store. With my tea in hand, I sat down, booted up my computer, in attempt to get some work done before the typical Saturday morning insanity started. Before I could load the 4 different programs I need to get my work done, the doorbell rings.
Checking the video camera monitor, I "buzz" in the customer.
Mark: "Good morning, how can I help you?"
Customer: "How much do you pay for old rare
Buffalo nickels?"
Mark: "It depends on the coin. For full date commons, $.35, part dates $.25, no dates $.12. If you have better grades or dates I will pay more."
Customer: "That sounds sort of cheap."
Mark: "Well, if you think that is cheap, I'll sell you full date commons at $.45, part dates at $.30, and no dates at $.15 each."
Customer: "So you'll pay me $.45 for full dates?" Mark: "No, I'll sell you full dates at $.45 each. The $.10 difference is our profit, and how we stay in business. How many do you have?" Customer: "A bunch."
Mark: "How many is a bunch?"
Customer: "Like 20 coins."
Mark: (Thinking to myself. 20 X $.10 each, potential total profit is $2.00. Not to mention 10 minutes of paperwork, as per our local town/county regulations, this transaction is going nowhere fast) "OK, for 20 full date Buffalo's, that comes to $7.00. Can I see the coins?"
Customer: "Wait, you said $.45 each, so that comes out to $9.00."
Mark: "$9.00 is what I will sell them to YOU for. $7.00 is what I will pay. That is based upon the coins, and it could be more if the dates of the condition warrants."
Customer: "OK, I'll show them to you, if you will pay me $.45 each."
Mark: "Let me see if I understand you. You want me to commit to pay $.45 cents each, which is what I sell them for, sight unseen?"
Customer: "Yes."
Mark: "I'll pass. Thanks for coming in."
Customer: "You guys are a rip-offs."
Mark: "Feel free to shop them around. I'll still pay $.35 for full dates. Have a nice day."
The customer leaves, and I turn to Rich and he is shaking his head, laughing. Thanks for the sympathy, Rich. You can deal with him when he comes back.
Sure enough, 2 hours later, guess who comes back in.
Rich: "Can I help you?"
Customer: "I have some
Buffalo nickels for sale. The other guy told me he would pay $1.00 each for them."
Rich: "He did? Let me get him for you.
Rich: Mark, Your customer is back." Looking in the video monitor, I see who it is, and just getting rid of my migraine, I tell Rich that I'm busy, please help him (without laughing too hard under my breath).
Rich: "Can I see the nickels?"
Customer: "Only after you agree to pay $1.00 each."
Rich: "Sorry, but we are not interested."
Customer: "But the other guy said he'd pay $1.00 each."
Rich: "You should have taken him up on the offer when he said that. Our offers are valid only until you hit the front door."
Customer: "You guys are rip-offs."
Rich: "Have a nice day."
Rich: "Mark, get the bottle of Tequila. If this is any indication, it's going to be a long day."
Mark: "We need another bottle, this one is just about done".
..... If any CCF members want to check out the company, here's a link ....
https://www.acsb.com/catalog/