A newly retired widowed man enjoyed fishing in his boat. He would spend all day, every day out fishing. When he felt like it, he would go home. But he loved to fish. On day he was out as usual, and he heard a voice; "Pick me up!" he looked over at the shore and he could see anything. A few minutes later, he heard it again; "Pick me up!" Still not sure where the sound was coming from, but this time it realized it was a woman's voice. This time he looked at both sides of the bow of the boat real carefully. But still didn't find any thing. But he heard a third time and realized it was coming from the stern of the boat over by some lily pads; "Pick me up!" So he paddle over the where the voice came from and spotted a frog on the lily pad. He paddled over to the frog and she asked: "If you would pick me and kiss me, I would be the prefect wife. I would always be beautiful, never complain and clean the house with you. You would never have my mother or any of my family over to our house because they can't leave the lake. I'd be the perfect wife for you. So what do you think?" The fisherman didn't answer. So she asked him; "Aren't you going to pick me up and kiss me?" Finally the fisherman said; "Well, I'm at the point in my life where I think I'd rather have a talking frog." High light the area above this line to read the joke.
And they thought aluminum would be a bad substitute? I have a neighbor who is an officer at a credit union. She says that their coin counter jams once or twice a month from zincolns that break during the counting process. At this rate, the next generation of collectors will be collecting digital images of the coins, since none of the actual coins will still exist.
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Posted 02/14/2018 3:26 pm
Great headline.
