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I came up with these over the last few days. You might be a Numismatist if... Someone asks if you have change for a dollar and you reply... what year? You receive change after buying something and immediately pull out a jeweler's loupe to look at it. (I bet some of you guys keep one in your vehicle) You're breath is always (mint)y fresh. You know the difference between DDO, DDR, MD, PMD, DDD. You use (Coppertone) sunscreen. Why did the coin get held back in school? It didn't make the "grade" This one isn't mine, but I thought it was funny. What is a coin collectors favorite cereal? Wheaties Edited by Grelko 08/26/2020 05:13 am
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Pillar of the Community
 United States
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Nice humor for the morning. Quote: (I bet some of you guys keep one in your vehicle) I have two actually. 
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 John1 
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United States
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Bedrock of the Community
United States
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Bedrock of the Community
United States
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Funny thread thanks. :-)
You handle your house key by the edges when you unlock your door or start your car.
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Bedrock of the Community
United States
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You sort M&M's by color and look for errors in Alpha Bits, and Lucky Charms cereal.
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Bedrock of the Community
United States
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You ask the Salvation Army bell ringer for change for a dollar.
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 United States
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@tng, I used to sort candy corn by errors for real. 
"If you climb a good tree, you get a push." -----Ghanaian proverb
"The danger we all now face is distinguishing between what is authentic and what is performed." -----King Adz
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Quote: I bet some of you guys keep one in your vehicle Or your pocket. 
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Bedrock of the Community
United States
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You have submitted a flat washer to ICG and it came back MS70
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Quote: You have submitted a flat washer to ICG and it came back MS70 
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United Kingdom
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You are the easiest person to get holiday presents for, since you're happy with just receiving the leftover change at the end of it.
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Pillar of the Community
United States
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You hear about a supposed nationwide "coin shortage" and have no idea what they're talking about...
"Nummi rari mira sunt, si sumptus ferre potes." - Christophorus filius Scotiae
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Canada
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You might be a numismatist if when looking at the expiry date on things in your fridge and seeing BB AU 31 on your milk carton, you think to yourself "That milk seems undergraded". The joke only works in August, assuming it works at all. 
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Quote: You are the easiest person to get holiday presents for, since you're happy with just receiving the leftover change at the end of it. Quote: You might be a numismatist if when looking at the expiry date on things in your fridge and seeing BB AU 31 on your milk carton, you think to yourself "That milk seems undergraded". The joke only works in August, assuming it works at all. 
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