Here are some limericks written by your's truly and were accepted and published elsewhere on the net (with accompaying notes).
The Alhambra (int' town I were born)
Sold ice cream and loud-popping corn.
When Dick Tracy were new,
We'd catch Superman, too,
All for thruppence on Saturday morn.
The limerick is written as it might be spoken by someone brought up in the Bradford area of West Yorkshire, England, as 'were' (was) the author.
The Alhambra was a popular name for flea-pits (cinemas) in Northern Britain along with the ABC, Odeon, Ritz and Essoldo. They provided a welcome respite for parents with cheap Saturday morning programs for children -- which was possibly why families were larger in those days. Thruppence (three pence pre-decimal) is equivalent to 1.25 decimal pence or 2 cents.
I was asked by a begging farang,
"Can you spare me a 50-satang?
For that's all I need
To go buy, at great speed,
A cold beer--a nice bottle of Chang."
A farang (fa-LANG), in Thailand, is any foreigner.
The baht is made up of 100 satang with only 25- and 50-satang coins in general circulation.
Chang™ (elephant) beer is a popular brand in Thailand, along with Singha™ (lion) and Tiger™ beer. Today a 330ml bottle will cost you about 40 baht ($1.20) from a supermarket. The cost is more if you drink in a bar.
Life can be both cruel and fickle.
You're broke, find yourself in a pickle.
"Can you spare me a dime?"
"Wouldn't give you the time,
Not even a Buffalo nickel."
The Alhambra (int' town I were born)
Sold ice cream and loud-popping corn.
When Dick Tracy were new,
We'd catch Superman, too,
All for thruppence on Saturday morn.
The limerick is written as it might be spoken by someone brought up in the Bradford area of West Yorkshire, England, as 'were' (was) the author.
The Alhambra was a popular name for flea-pits (cinemas) in Northern Britain along with the ABC, Odeon, Ritz and Essoldo. They provided a welcome respite for parents with cheap Saturday morning programs for children -- which was possibly why families were larger in those days. Thruppence (three pence pre-decimal) is equivalent to 1.25 decimal pence or 2 cents.
I was asked by a begging farang,
"Can you spare me a 50-satang?
For that's all I need
To go buy, at great speed,
A cold beer--a nice bottle of Chang."
A farang (fa-LANG), in Thailand, is any foreigner.
The baht is made up of 100 satang with only 25- and 50-satang coins in general circulation.
Chang™ (elephant) beer is a popular brand in Thailand, along with Singha™ (lion) and Tiger™ beer. Today a 330ml bottle will cost you about 40 baht ($1.20) from a supermarket. The cost is more if you drink in a bar.
Life can be both cruel and fickle.
You're broke, find yourself in a pickle.
"Can you spare me a dime?"
"Wouldn't give you the time,
Not even a Buffalo nickel."




















